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Friday, January 27, 2012

HOW BADLY DID THIS WOMAN WANT TO MOVE?

The former California prison psychologist above was recently accused of staging a home invasion and sexual assault pleaded to no contest to a felony conspiracy charge. Prosecutors say that Laurie Ann Martinez of Sacramento, CA, committed the elaborate hoax to convince her hubby that they need to move to a better neighborhood. This past Wednesday, Martinez was sentenced to five years probation and 180 days of electronic monitoring. She was ordered to pay more than $4000 in restitution for the police investigation.

Last April, Martinez made a frantic 911 call after she'd created a scene in her Sacramento home that appeared as if someone had ransacked her place and attacked her. She split her own lip, and made her friend punch in the face wearing a boxing glove. She also went as far as rubbing sandpaper on her knuckles, ripped off her blouse off to expose her top, dropped her pants to her ankles and urinated on herself to make officers believe that she had lost consciousness. Yes, that's right! She peed on herself to prove she was attacked! Is this the most insane story you've ever read or what?

Martinez and her accomplice also removed two laptops, credit cards, a video game console, a purse, and a camera and hid them at her accomplice's house. Martinez's accomplice also pleaded to no contest and received three years probation time, and community service.

Prosecutors are calling Martinez's behavior outrageous, saying that it undermined the interests of true sexual assault victims. Martinez has since lost her psychologist license, was fired from the Sacramento State Prison, and her husband filed for a divorce about a month after she filed the false report. Once again, stupidity just does not pay! Martinez went from having a job, a husband and a home, to losing her job, peeing on herself, losing her husband, and now having five years probation. Yeah, I don't think that was all worth it because you wanted to move out of your neighborhood. Try communicating with your other half before you do something this dumb! Then again, as I look at her picture, the word 'smart' isn't exactly glowing from her face!

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