INTESTINES ANYONE?

My friend, Richie, who's a Bergen County Police Officer, sent me one of the grossest news stories that I've heard in quite some time. He sent me a message about it on FaceBook and I almost threw up just reading about it! We can chalk this one up to 'what the hell is wrong with people?'

It turns out, a Hackensack, NJ man remains in critical condition on Wednesday after repeatedly stabbing himself with a 12-inch knife and proceeded to throw his intestines at police officers. Wayne Carter (No, that's not him above! That's a shot I grabbed off of Google images!), who has a history of psychiatric problems, had secluded himself inside his Hackensack home when the gnarly event took place late Sunday. 

Police were called to the house after the 43-year-old was spotted cutting himself with the knife. When they arrived at the scene, Carter refused to drop the knife and began waving it, along with a hammer, at the officers. He then repeatedly stabbed himself in the legs, abdomen, and neck. According to the Hackensack Police Lieutenant, they tried to talk Carter down, but were having no luck as he began slashing at them with the weapon! It was when he began throwing pieces of skin and intestines at the officers; they called in the SWAT team. By the time they arrived, Carter's guts were literally hanging out of his body. The scene was said to be a bloody mess and a 'crappy' situation! The SWAT team members had to be decontaminated due to the amount of blood. 

Carter was eventually disarmed after being sprayed with two cans of pepper spray and was rushed to the hospital, where they had to put Humpty Dumpty back together again! What an idiot! What is going on with this world we live in? First, a cannibal is shot dead after being caught eating a naked man's face in Miami? And now this? What the hell is going on? What's next? A real Zombie Apocalypse?