MAN RAPED TO DEATH BY HIS SIX WIVES

If there's any way for me to choose the way my life to ends, please let it be this way! It turns out; a wealthy Nigerian businessman was raped to death by five of his wives because they were apparently jealous that he was paying way too much attention to the sixth wife. That's right! I said he was raped to death! Last I checked, "rape" by definition is forced, unwanted sexual intercourse. By a show of hands, how many guys never want sex? I didn't think so! As for the six wives, it's bad enough that we have penis thieves in China stealing men's penises (petty thievery) while they sleep, or cannibals in Papua New Guinea castrating witch doctors and making penis soup. Now, us men, have to worry about being gang raped by a crew of women? Oh, God! Please don't let this happen to me! (Said with a hint of sarcasm)

Uroko Onoja from Ogbadibo was having sex with his youngest wife when the remaining five wives reportedly entered the room with knives and sticks and demanded Onaja to satisfy them too. According to one source, and I'm not sure how they know this, Onoja went on to have sex with four of his wives in a marathon sex session, but stopped breathing as his fifth wife made her way to the bed. Two of the women have been caught and arrested since last week's incident. 

Onoja, who was understood to have returned from a bar at around 3 a.m. last Tuesday, headed for the bedroom of his youngest wife. His other wives, allegedly, held a meeting to discuss their intentions before he returned home and ambushed him for their conjugal rights. Although, it's believed that he attempted to resist, the women eventually overpowered him. Onoja's youngest wife said that the other wives ran into the forest when they realized their husband was dead. 

Village head, Okpe Odoh said that the matter is now in the hands of the police, who have already arrested two of the five wives. Onoja's body has been placed in a nearby mortuary. Here's my question, did he have smile on his face when he died? I mean seriously! He was raped by five of his six wives. This means he was able to have sex more than one time in a night! Any married man would applaud that! The fact that his body couldn't take it shouldn't be a crime. Besides, why would you resist women trying to have sex with you unless you wish it was men? This Nigerian man got to live out every man's fantasy! Too bad he had to die for it. Has anyone wondered about the fact that he had six wives? Just wondering.