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Thursday, July 19, 2012

MARATHON SEX HELPS OBESITY.....SO SHE SAYS!

I literally threw up in my mouth when I read this story, so I figured why not share the wealth with all of you? Let's see how you feel after reading this blog. That's if you can make it through the whole thing! Anyway, the heaviest woman in the world, 600-pound Pauline Potter, is using a pretty unusual method to shed some of that weight. She is using sex! Yup! How does that breakfast taste right about now?

 In a recent interview, Potter revealed that she sweats off loads of calories during these sex marathons that she likes to call "Sexercise". Are you even still reading this? 47-year-old, Potter became the Guinness World Record holder for the heaviest woman last year when she weighed in at 700 pounds. She managed to lose close to 100 pounds in the last year by rekindling her romance with her ex-hubby, Alex, whom she was married to for three years. The couple split up in 2008, but has been reunited ever since Alex heard about Pauline's Guinness title last year. It didn't take long for the couple to reignite that old flame and jump back into the sack together again.....and again......and again. Here's where I get confused! Was she on top? The whole visual of this happening is kind of comedic for me, but why am I even thinking about it? I just got myself sick again!

 Potter told the interviewer that she hadn't had sex in three years, but the first time they saw each other again, they did it six times! She continued to say that now they make love between two to seven times per day. Potter also admitted that Alex had to take charge since she really wasn't that mobile, but he was pretty attentive. Is anyone else getting this visual of a little guy climbing this big mountain? Potter also said that their rekindled relationship has been a long distance one at the moment because she lives in California while he lives in Arizona, but he makes extended trips to see her, so that they can continue their marathon romp sessions.

Another thing that Potter admitted that kind of grossed me out was that she can't move much in bed, but she burns 500 calories a session, her bed is strengthened, and although she can't buy sexy lingerie to wear for Alex, she drapes a nice sheet over herself. I do feel bad for Miss Potter, but come on! Potter has helped speed up her weight loss by exercising in the pool three to five times a week, and she's cut out most of the junk food in her diet. She said that she just wanted to share her story to satisfy some curiosity she's encountered. What was that? If she can still have sex at her size? 

Alex said that it's hard to position Pauline and find her pleasure spots 'as she has a lot of fat in the pelvic area', but it kind of turned him on knowing she's satisfied. He also admitted that one time he let her get on top, but quickly realized that was a big mistake because he couldn't breathe. Way to go, brain surgeon! Potter blames much of her weight gain on her divorce from Alex back in 2008 as she began to binge eat out of depression. 

 Pauline and Alex plan on keeping their relationship and her weight loss going for the long haul as they plan to tie the knot again sometime in the future. Okay, I think I'm out to be sick again. Seriously, there are so many jokes here, but the bottom line is whatever it takes to make you healthy again, you might as well do it! As for Alex, he really takes 'hogging' to a whole new level!     


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