WHERE DOES IT END? ANOTHER TEACHER BUSTED!!

Okay, I hate to say that I've written this story before, but...I've written this story before! I really wanted to write about the pot dealer in Brooklyn who is apparently donating half his proceeds to victims of Hurricane Sandy, but this story is so much sexier!

So, it turns out; a teacher from Florida was recently arrested on felony charges after she was caught with her pants down, literally, having sex with, you guessed it, a 16-year-old foreign exchange student in a parking lot. 38-year-old, Amie Neely was taken into custody after her husband tracked her down using the GPS locater app on her phone and found her getting it on with the teenager in a nearby parking lot. 

Neighbors also reported the incident to the police after the teen showed up at a nearby home later that day and said he'd been kicked out of the Neely house 'because he had sex with Amie.' According to the student, he and Neely slept together several times after initially exchanging many sexual text messages. He also admitted to having sex with Neely many times in her bedroom when her husband wasn't home. The student went on to say that the morning Neely's husband found them, he and Neely had driven to a parking lot near her home where he'd gotten in the backseat and put on a condom before she joined him in the back of the car. Her husband followed them using an app that pinpointed her exact location through her phone and discovered them in the act around 10 a.m. on Saturday. 

Neely denies having multiple sexual encounters with the student. She also told police that the boy had repeatedly pressured her to have sex with him and that due to her 'midlife crisis issues' she thought he would stop asking if she slept with him once. WHAT? So, this lady is blaming it on a midlife crisis? She still had sex with a 16-year-old boy! What an idiot! Stop making excuses and just confess to it! It's still hot when a teacher bangs a student! Oops! Did I just say that out loud?

   Anyway, a rep for the Community Christian Academy in Stuart, Florida, where Neely was a teacher prior to the incident says that she is no longer employed by the school. Parents at the school expressed surprise at the news, but also offered sympathy for Neely's situation. Why? One parent said, "She's a human being, and we all are vulnerable at different times in our life, and that's sad because low self-esteem, you never know what goes on in people's homes." What the hell is in the water down in Florida? Did that quote make any sense to anyone reading this? Regardless, Neely was reportedly released from jail on $15,000 bail. 

I just want to say that these stories about teachers having sex with students don't seem to be slowing down. This one happens to be a teacher with a live-in foreign exchange student. I have to ask the question that I always ask when these stories come up, "Where the hell were these teachers when I was in school?" This would have made high school more fun than it was!