WHAT A BOOB!

Wow! Drug smugglers will spare no expense when it comes to smuggling drugs into a country, huh? I mean, we've heard about shoving balloons filled with crack or heroine up your butt, cutting open teddy bears and filling them up with bags of coke, and even carrying fake babies filled with cocaine onto a plane. This one is a first, though! So, apparently a drug mule has been busted for trying to smuggle 1.3 kilos of cocaine into Spain in her breasts. Wait a minute! I just made two rhymes in the last two sentences: "cocaine onto a plane" and "cocaine into Spain".

Anyway, drug traffickers forced a woman to undergo surgery where two bags of coke were inserted beneath her skin like breast implants. That's right! They weren't placed in her bra or anything. They were surgically placed like silicone for breast implants. The unidentified woman was stopped earlier this month at Barcelona's El Prat airport, following a flight on Colombia's Avianca airline from Bogota, after police discovered that she was acting a little funny. During a strip search by airport security, they found a blood soaked bandage covering her chest, which she admitted was the result from the operation to put the packets of the toxic drug into her body. What an idiot!

According to police, the arrest most likely saved the woman's life because she may have not survived much longer with the amount of cocaine in her body. They also stated that the woman was in a very bad state when she arrived at the airport in Spain. She said she was not in any pain, but her wounds looked very bad. Police also said that this was the first time that they've ever seen drugs hidden inside the breast of a woman. No shit! This might be the first time that anyone has seen this tactic, which was absolutely disgusting and really could've been hazardous to this woman's health. Then again she was only a drug mule! What the hell do they care? Dare I say, "What a boob?"