DON'T GET CAUGHT WITHOUT A CONDOM.....

Guys, we've all been there! Back in our college days, we got a girl back to our dorm or to our homes; we're about to get down and dirty and then all of sudden..."Uh-oh! I have no more condoms!" Some of you may have risked it with the bareback method and some took the really safe route and passed on the sex. Well, we're all going to wish we knew this guy back then. This is Kyle McCabe, he's a sophomore at The College of New Jersey, and he recently started his own business called CondAm, a condom delivery service on campus for those of you who happen to get caught in a condom-less situation. 

You can order condoms by calling, texting or by filling out an online form, and within minutes, McCabe will show up at the students' doors wearing a helmet with a flashing purple light and toting a backpack full of prophylactics. McCabe, the one-man condom machine, claims that he can help couples "go from kissing, to condoms, to sexy-time in mere seconds." CondAm, which is short for Condom Ambulance, is available 24 hours 7 days a week, but during his peak hours (weekends), McCabe claims he can have students protected within five minutes. 

 According to McCabe, business has been picking up since he went live back in October, and at first, he says it was a solo operation, where he would buy and hand-deliver all of his orders. Now, he's so busy that he has a few volunteers, and two condom brands, Lifestyles and Glydes have even contacted him to form a partnership. That's not bad for a college sophomore.

McCabe says that CondAm is busiest during the weekends, where he receives around 30 to 40 orders. He mostly sells Trojans and couple of different flavors and sizes of Glyde. Flavors? Are girls (or guys) eating condoms now? Why do they have to be flavored? Anyway, one rubber costs $3 and 10 can set you back about $15. Isn't it cheaper to buy it at CVS or Walgreens? Just saying! McCabe claims that he's not running this business for the cash because he's not making a profit yet, but he wants his campus to be safe. Yeah, right!

Students seem to love the idea and McCabe has even said that he's received nothing but positive feedback on his Facebook page. Students who want a more discreet delivery can ask McCabe to turn his flashing siren helmet off. McCabe has his sights set on expanding CondAm, but he's not in it for the cash. Like I said, "Yeah, right!" He's consulted with a lawyer and created a waiver that all students need to sign while paying for their condoms. He's considering moving CondAm first to Rider University. McCabe says, "There's a need for this on all college campuses."

Does this business venture cut into his social life? Of course it does, but McCabe will tell you that it's a sacrifice he's willing to make. He said that he'll even get a call at like 2 or 3 a.m. while he's laying in bed with his girlfriend and it's a little bit harder to get up and go full speed, but he says he knows there's a kid in need and he's happy to do it. I think it's a brilliant business idea and I think that though McCabe claims he's not in it for the money, there is money to be made here! Where were you when I was in college, Kyle?