FRANK AND BEANS

Warning: To my male readers, today's blog may hurt or cause you to wince while reading this. Don't say that I didn't warn you! Anyway, this is Priscilla Vaughn. She's 29-years-old and an escort in Florida. Yes, she does look pretty beat up in this mug shot, but there is a reason for that. There's always a reason why people look the way they do in mug shots. So, Miss Vaughn was with one of her clients last Tuesday night in a Florida hotel room, when the date got really ugly, really fast. It turns out; her little drug-fueled oral sex romp concluded with her being charged with attempted murder for...(okay, hold those nuts, fellas!)...biting the man's penis and testicles! That's right! Apparently, Vaughn was hungry for some 'frank and beans'!

According to the arrest report, Vaughn was found nude with blood dripping from her face as she "growled and snarled" at responding officers at the Crestwood Suites in Orlando. Did they check to see if she had fangs? The scenario sounds like a scene out of the HBO series, True Blood. One of the hotel guests, who called 911, said that she literally thought that there really was a beast inside the place the way Vaughn was growling. The naked unidentified victim, who was covered in his own blood, suffered from severe bite marks on his genitals, hands and stomach. He was actually able to tell deputies that it appeared Vaughn was trying to eat his penis and testicles. I'm sorry, but just writing this is so absurd! I am literally laughing out loud, though this really isn't a funny matter. The report also stated that Vaughn had also gouged the victim's eyes and hit him in the face and head. By the way, the bites were so bad, that the victim did actually need surgery. He was rushed to Orlando Regional Medical Center's trauma center and probably would've died if it weren't for that 911 call and the immediate response of emergency workers. The woman who called 911 added, "I thought someone was dying! When I dialed the number 911, I said, 'Lady, you better get someone over here quick, because somebody about to die!"

The victim, allegedly, met Vaughn on Backpage.com, a classified advertising website, and arranged to take her to Applebee's for dinner (Now, that's a hot date!), but apparently, Applebee's did not satisfy her hunger or maybe she got pissed that he actually had the nerve to take her to Applebee's. Anyway, after dinner, they returned to Vaughn's hotel room where they smokes some pot, drank some alcohol and snorted some Ecstasy before Vaughn performed oral sex on the victim. Does anyone even do Ecstasy anymore? I thought that was a drug of the 90s. Oh, well! I'm showing my age again! During her oral sex performance, like a vampire, Vaughn took a nice chomp out of the victim's junk. According to deputies, she had "the desire to cause severe damage to a male penis." The victim attempted to escape, but Vaughn blocked the door, grabbed his cell phone and started to beat him. Then she stole his car keys, ID, and his pants. What the hell? Was Vaughn some sort of giant or something? I guess that explains the bruises on her face. They must've come as the victim tried to escape, but I have to say the victim must've been some sort of "girlie-man". 

I have to be honest; I have a feeling that being taken to Applebee's for dinner had something to do with the attack! If it wasn't the reason, it should've been! Vaughn is facing second-degree murder, aggravated battery and false imprisonment charges. How about falsely impersonating a vampire? This story was something else and guys, if you made it to the end of this blog, God Bless You!