WRESTLMANIA IN THE CLASSROOM

The winner of this match and a new Classroom Brawl champion...Brian "Mad Dog" Calhoun! Of course, I'm not really talking about a new WWE character. This is Brian Calhoun. He's an instructor at Fresno City College in Fresno, California. He's been put on paid administrative leave after getting into a fight with a female student, whom he allegedly, now listen to this, body slammed to the ground during the brawl! Yes, I said body slammed! I wish I was kidding! It could've been worse. It could've been a suplex or an elbow drop from the top of the desk. Seriously, why is this teacher even laying a hand on a student? A female one, no less. 

According to a campus police report, 19-year-old, Kevynn Gomez said she cursed at Calhoun before their March 22 brawl for it all because he was being rude to students and a substitute teacher in her class. Wait a minute! Her name is Kevynn? Maybe Calhoun thought that Kevynn was a guy named Kevin? Either way, he still shouldn't be putting his hands on any students. Gomez said Calhoun grabbed her arm and used his forearm to pin her neck against a wall, so she did what any normal person in that position would do, she punched him in the face as hard as she could. Out of pure anger from getting punched in the face, Calhoun then lifted the 5-foot-3, 101 pound girl named Kevynn and body slammed her onto the ground before students pulled him away from her. I'm sorry, I don't agree with what Calhoun had done, but I totally, just got a visual as I was writing this and I literally laughed out loud. 

Anyway, Calhoun was cited for misdemeanor battery and ordered to appear in court on June 19. It doesn't seem that Kevynn was cited for her punch to the face because at least six students and a substitute teacher supported her account of the fight. Calhoun's attorney is stating that Kevynn (I'm sorry, the name cracks me up!) started the fight, "This wouldn't have happened if she hadn't lashed out!" Yeah, well, your client could've been a bit more professional and just kicked her out of class rather than pinning her up against the wall with his forearm, or at least put her in a sleeper hold. Kevynn's attorney disputed saying that Calhoun attacked her client, "He was out of control." That's the statement you can agree with. Then again, instead of lashing out at your teacher for being rude, report him to the administration office. This whole thing could've been avoided, but it wouldn't have been as funny! Vince McMahon might have a new WWE manager right here in Fresno!