STABBED FOR FARTING IN HER FACE?

This story came out last week via thesmokinggun.com. My bud , Scotty O, texted it to me, so I figured I'd share it because it's just too much and today is a little slow as a far as news goes. Unless, you'd rather hear about the two girls from DC who found out they were sisters after 17 years apart at a recent track meet or would you rather hear about how Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham, might be pregnant with porn co-star, James Deen's baby? So, getting stabbed for farting in her face it is! 

Anyway, if you didn't get to see this story over the weekend, it's unbelievable! So, this is 37-year-old Deborah Ann Burns from Immokalee, Florida. She recently had to explain to police that she stabbed her boyfriend in the stomach after he purposefully passed gas in her general direction. In other words, he farted in her face. Is this a good reason to stab someone? I don't think so, but Burns felt it was the right thing to do at the time. She told police that she was watching TV last Tuesday night in the home that she shares with her 53-year-old boyfriend of six years, Willie Butler. Burns said that at one point in the evening, Butler walked by her as she sat on the couch and blast a big gust of wind into her face. Burns claims that she then got up and confronted him about the fart in which Butler became agitated telling her to shut the hell up. 

During this confrontation, Burns allegedly grabbed an eight-inch kitchen knife and threw it at Butler, striking him in the stomach. He suffered a minor laceration and was treated at the scene by EMS personnel. Burns was arrested for aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and booked into the county jail. Burns is no stranger to being behind bars. She previously spent 21 months in a state prison for aggravated assault with a weapon and battery on a law enforcement officer. 

As I write this, I am sitting here shaking my head still in disbelief that someone actually stabbed another person for farting in their face. Thank God, she doesn't live with my little Boston Terrier buddy, Yankee, who farts in my face all day long and then decides to look at me like I'm the one who farted in his face. That's beside the point. The definition of a fart is an emission of gas from the anus. Last, I checked, an emission of gas from anyone's anus couldn't kill you. Some might smell so bad that you might think it can kill you, but it technically can't! I don't understand why she just couldn't slap him or hit him and tell him to cut the crap? The guy was 53! At that age, those guys can't hold it in any longer. The stabbing was a little much, but then again, Burns already had a history of assaulting people with a weapon. I guess it's true what they say, "Once a convict; Always a convict!"