Are
we sick of these stories yet? If we’re not, you might be after I tell you
this one. Now, I know the past few teachers who had sex with their students
weren't that exactly bad looking, but there always has to be one who ruins that
run. This is Marlena Mints (I love that name!). She's a sex-ed teacher from
Cedar Hill, Texas, near Dallas, who seduced her eighth-grade student after he
told her that he had a problem with his manhood (his penis) and she demanded to
see it. After the boy took his goods out, the Grimace-shaped Mints got down on
her knees and performed oral sex on the 13-year-old boy as if he had chocolate
covering it while in her classroom during recess at the Bessie Coleman Middle
School in Cedar Hill.
Mints
is also being accused of taking another young boy back to her home, where she
allegedly performed oral sex on him too. Did I miss something? Does she teach
sex-ed at a school for the blind or something? I mean, they do say that big
girls need love too, but from what I hear they also perform the best oral, so
maybe these boys were on to something. Anyway, police were tipped off about
Mints last week when one of the students started bragging about their
relationship. A-ha! There it is! That's how these teachers get caught. These
guys brag about their sexual encounters! What a bunch of idiots! Besides, would
you be bragging about having a relationship with that up there? What did Andrew
"Dice" Clay say?--"You have to butter her hips to just get her
through the doorway?"
Mints
was arrested and charged with one count of aggravated sexual assault of a child
and two counts of improper relationship with students. To be honest, I'm not
sure that the assault was really aggravated. Anyway, police documents claim
that Mints exchanged text messages with the boys before making her move. I'm
sure the texts read, "Do you boys have chocolate? Bring them to class with
you tomorrow." Or something like that. The 13-year-old boy apparently said
that he had a problem with his penis, to which she said she needed to see it
and take a closer look, so she asked him to come into her classroom. He told
investigators that he thought it would be alright since she was his sex-ed
teacher, so exposed himself, which is when Mints went in and inspected his
penis problem with her mouth, while she asked him to touch her breasts and
buttocks. How could he even reach? It would be like trying to ride a hippo. Am
I being too mean? Am I? So, it was okay for this monster to take advantage of a
13-year-old boy? Am I being mean because she thought it was okay to take
advantage when he wanted to ask her a serious sex question? Maybe he should've
asked the school nurse, but Mints is a sex-ed teacher for crying out loud!
She's not a sex-now teacher! She's a monster and deserves whatever punishment
is coming to her. She's been suspended from her job and is currently being held
in a Dallas County Jail. By the way, if she was slightly good looking, I might
not have been as harsh. Does that make me shallow?
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