BEATING OFF TRAFFIC

In yet another case of "what the f**k is wrong with people?"; a NJ Transit bus driver got so hot and bothered while approaching the Lincoln Tunnel in Weehawken, NJ that he turned to some self-loving for some relief...In front of a bus load of people! Sometimes, I wonder what the hell makes people tick. Don't people think that sometimes, their actions will have consequences? And if there were some mental problems present, how the hell did this guy get a job driving a NJ/NYC bus where he is responsible for thousands of commuters a day? I know the whole masturbating thing while he was driving is kind of gross and funny, but also scary that he put so many lives in danger. 

I'm talking about 41-year-old, George Simpson of Newark, NJ. He's the NJ Transit bus driver who started abusing himself while pulling into the toll plaza just before 8 pm on June 24. A skeeved out rider shot a cell phone video of the driver in action, as he steered with one hand and mini-him in the other and at times he steered with no hands. The Manhattan librarian who filmed the hot and horny bus driver and has since sworn off the bus, said, "It was disturbing! I was in shock and disbelief!" And yet, I'm sure, she couldn't look away, hence the cell phone video footage.  

According to the video, which I refuse to watch or show you because if you want to see this you're just as sick as this guy, Simpson was completely exposed during his solo performance and apparently was so focused on himself that when he climaxed, his hands were too full to even notice that he was even being filmed. I'm still trying to figure out how he was able to keep driving straight when he did climax because I'm sure I speak for most men, we kind of become all weak and gimpy after that. 

According to a NJ Transit spokesman, Simpson, a NJ Transit driver for 2 1/2 years, has been 'yanked' from his Carteret to New York route without pay as a result of this disturbing and grossly irresponsible conduct. NJ Transit police are investigating and Simpson could be charged with reckless endangerment, lewdness and risking widespread injury. Yeah, seriously! Why couldn't you just wait till you got home or were on a break to do this? Some people really just don't think!

Obviously, Simpson has been in hiding as neighbors have not seen him since the incident was revealed. One neighbor said, "He must have been really horny. He must have seen someone he really liked on that bus and could not wait to get his groove on!" What the hell? Someone should teach George Simpson about a little thing called time and place. I don't think there's anything wrong with a little self-loving now and then, but not in front of an audience and especially not when you're driving a bus load of people into New York City! The more I see how nutty people can be, the more I feel like a saint!