What
the hell is going on with the NFL? I thought it was the National Football
League, not the National Felons League? First there's Aaron Hernandez and now
this? By the way, if this ever happened to me when I was a kid, I would've
totally kept my trap shut! What the hell is wrong with kids these days? Anyway,
this is Elizabeth Garner, a busty blonde former cheerleader of the Tennessee
Titans. She shot down a plea agreement last Friday, choosing to instead stand
trial for allegedly offering a 12-year-old boy oral sex at a party earlier this
year. That's right! A 12-year-old boy! It should be every 12-year-old boys
dream to be molested by a hot NFL cheerleader! What the hell is this kid's
problem?
So,
42-year-old, Garner, a one-time Tennessee Titans cheerleader, is being accused
of trying to seduce the preteen by fondling his package and trying to pull down
his pants. She allegedly followed the boy into a bathroom during a party at his
parents' house, where according to police; she asked if he'd "ever been
with a woman?" Man, is it hot in here or is it me? Damn! Okay, guys! I
cannot be the only who had this fantasy growing up and just take a look at
Garner. Would you tell on her? Take it what she's offering and become a man!
Then brag to your friends about it! What the hell goes through a boy's mind
these days! If he was my nephew, I would slap him upside his head!
Garner,
who shot to fame when cheering for the Titans for three seasons, is also
married and is claiming innocence. She is claiming that she was actually
assaulted by the boy's mother, who had a long, tumultuous relationship with
Garner's brother. The boy's mother has even threatened to file false child
abuse allegations in the past, which Garner claims to have a recording of.
Police say that they've never heard those claims and arrested Garner for sexual
battery and solicitation of a minor for child rape. She even had the nerve to
tell investigators that she was "drunk that evening and she got the boy
confused with a man who was also at the party." One officer said, "If you can't
tell the difference between a 12-year-old boy and an adult man, then there are
problems." Uh, yeah!
The
terms of the plea deal were not revealed, but Garner will now go on trial in
November. If she's convicted, the former cheerleader faces up to eight years in
prison. Like I've been saying throughout the blog and I've said it in the past,
young men these days are nothing but a bunch of momma's boys! When a girl this
hot, whether she's a teacher or an NFL cheerleader, tries to molest you, you
let it happen and you keep your mouth shut! Let it come out later in life when
you write your biography or if the lady in question is a multi-millionaire!
Then you expose her! Otherwise, you just enjoy the sex with an experienced
partner and learn sex ed while actually having sex with someone who knows how!
I know you guys think I write about these types of stories a lot, but these
stories write themselves. This would not have sat well with my friends back in
my day. We would've been high-fiving each other about a conquest like this, and
not tattling that the hot NFL cheerleader touched my pee-pee!
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