DOGGY STYLE

This story has to be placed in the "what the hell is wrong with people" file. So, a Fort Bragg soldier and his wife remained behind bars on Tuesday for having sex with dogs and actually having the balls to post the video clips of the encounters online. Reuben and Amber Fox, who are both 23, were arrested on Monday in Raeford, North Carolina, just south of the Army base. 

The couples capture followed an investigation that culminated two weeks ago, when Fairfax County authorities in Virginia alerted Raeford about the criminal activity in their neighborhood. The couple has been charged with bestiality, disseminating obscene materials and conspiracy. Amber Fox was additionally charged with soliciting a crime against nature. Here's where I'm a little confused about this story; who did what? Was Reuben the one violating the dog? Or was it Amber who was giving the dog oral? Or was the dog violating her? Or better yet, was there a threesome with the dog? This is absolutely disgusting no matter how you look at it and these two deserve to be behind bars! I do have one other question, though. Does it make me sick because the sadistic side of me wants to see a clip of these videos, for research purposes; just to see what the hell went on? Don't take that question the wrong way! I do not condone bestiality and I actually want to cause physical harm to these two idiots, but a part of me is a bit curious as to what happens.

Anyway, two-mixed breed dogs and three cats were rescued from the couple's Raeford home and brought to an animal shelter. I was going to say that if they rescued a Dachshund, a Chihuahua, or a Yorkie, this couple, especially Reuben, really had some problems. The couple was booked into Hoke County Jail and bail was set at $15,000. Reuben is a specialist assigned to the 82nd Airborne Division at Fort Bragg, which is home to the Army's Special Forces, also known as the Green Berets. Great! Another one of our guys has gone cuckoo for cocoa puffs! First the ordeal in DC and now this! By the way, a soldier found guilty of a civilian crime may be reprimanded by a commander. So, I'd say Reuben was in some deep crap! 

On her Facebook page, Amber left a cryptic post on Sunday for her friends and mentioned her husband, who goes by the name Chance: "Please everyone keep Chance and I in your prayers. I cannot and will not say what's up so please don't ask. But please just pray for us. Thank you and love you all." First of all, how the hell is she getting on Facebook in jail? Second of all, guess what, Amber? Your secrets out now, you filthy pig! I hope screwing those dogs were worth it! How'd they do you? Dare I say, "Doggy Style?"