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Monday, December 9, 2013

JOGGER KNOCKS UNCONSCIOUS BY A FLYING DEER?.....PRANCER?


27-year-old, Krystine Rivera might run like a deer, but she is certainly no match for one. It turns out; Rivera, from Ashburn, Virginia, was on the final leg of a 7-mile run near her home when an airborne deer allegedly knocked her unconscious Thursday evening around 6 p.m. Okay, now I'm not saying not to go jogging, but by 6 p.m., isn't it too dark out at that point to go jogging? Ever hear of a gym with a treadmill?

Rivera was apparently a sitting duck when an SUV struck the buck and in a stroke of bad luck, sent him flying toward the young athlete beside Claiborne Parkway. All she remembers is running one minute and then coming to in an ambulance the next minute. She says, “I was running, then I was on the ground and then I was listening to the paramedic. I'm surprised I made it out alive." 

The gigantic mammal cut the 5-foot tall runner's run short at five miles, slashing her scalp, bruising her right know and giving her a concussion. Sounds to me like Prancer kicker her ass! Rivera, an administrative analyst, started running around five years ago and participates in marathons and leads runs for local fitness clubs. She thought a run after a stressful day at work might help cheer her up. While she was on the ground, a passerby called 911 and used her cell phone to contact her family and boyfriend. 

Rivera and the 71-year-old driver, who struck the deer, were both treated at Inova Loudoun Hospital and released. Unfortunately, the deer died on the spot. Rivera intends to continue running the route, though she admits that she will have to keep her eye open for more flying deer in the future. Talk about your freak accidents, huh? Let this be a lesson to those who jog at night. You have to be aware of your surroundings at all times! You never know what will jump out at you!

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