WHAT A DOPE!

I have to say that I hate seeing stories that involve fast-food joints since America thrives on these places. In fact, fast-food employees feel that they are so important; they're even fighting to raise their wages to above $10 an hour. Then stories like this come out and it just goes to prove that fast-food employees are simply worth the minimum wage they are getting paid. 

Anyway, a Wendy's restaurant in Georgia has apparently created its own exclusive sandwich not found on any other menu. It's called the "blunt burger!" No, they didn't really! 32-year-old, Amy Seiber was recently fired from her job flipping burgers at the Lovejoy, Georgia restaurant and arrested after she topped one sandwich off with a half-smoked blunt on November 1. For my non-marijuana-friendly friends, a blunt is a hollowed-out cigar filled with marijuana.

The dopey employee actually admitted to police that she was smoking on the job at the eatery, which is about 25 miles south of Atlanta, when she "misplaced" the half-toked blunt on top of a cheeseburger. A patron of Wendy's got more than they bargained for when they took a bite and got a heavy whiff of weed. Personally, I like that smell, but anyway, the customer opened the bun and found the sticky icky herb rolled in a blunt the size of an index finger. That's a pretty decent size, I must say! 

The customer quickly called the police, who visited the Wendy's and arrested Seiber on a Marijuana charge. The restaurant fired Seiber immediately and offered the customer, who was hospitalized with food poisoning-like symptoms, a $50 gift certificate and payment of her medical bills. Wendy's executives made a statement saying: "Obviously, the employee broke the rules and did not follow proper food handling steps. We are deeply sorry that this incident occurred."

 Okay, now this is how I would've handled it. First of all, yes, the blunt in the sandwich was gross, but if it was the size of an index finger, there was still some good weed in there! I would've pocketed the blunt, brought it home, taken the weed out of it and had myself a good ol' time! But that's just me. Secondly, I have to say to Amy Seiber, "You're an absolute idiot! Would you want someone who is handling your food that is going into your mouth and into your body to be super high? No, you probably wouldn't! So, why the hell would you put people's lives in jeopardy, you white trash piece of....." Okay, I feel better now.