SHE'S ALLOWED TO DO THAT?

I saw this story yesterday on a friend's Facebook page and couldn't believe what I was reading! Now, I'm not sure how old the article was, but regardless, this happened. So, this Brazilian woman, Ana Catarian Bezerra, won the right to masturbate and watch pornography in the workplace. See? Does the time of the article really matter now? She can masturbate and watch porn at work! What the hell?

Apparently, the 36-year-old accountant suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers anxiety and hyper-sexuality. She is said to need to masturbate for at least fifteen minutes every two hours. Holy smokes! I think I might suffer from this chemical imbalance as well! My question is if her male workers see her doing this, won't that lead to them masturbating also? Does she do this in a private office with no windows? Better yet, why can't she just grab a willing and single co-worker to knock boots with? I'm sure he won't be complaining that he needs to bang her for at least fifteen minutes every two hours. That's if he can even last fifteen minutes. 

The condition, which requires the person suffering from it to orgasm as a stress and anxiety reliever, caused Bezerra difficulty at work. At the peak of her condition, she had to masturbate up to 47 times a day. She says, "I got so bad, I would have to masturbate up to 47 times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal." Maybe not normal for women, but I know it might be normal for some guys.

Bezerra is now on a variety of tranquilizers, which has her masturbating down to around 18 times a day. Oh yeah, because that's pretty normal. The trial was a landmark trial, which saw her condition known as "compulsion orgasmic" and the need to orgasm recognized by law. In winning the case, the court ruled that Bezerra is allowed to masturbate at work, and is also allowed to watch porn on her office computer. Does she get some sort of card to allow her to do this? I mean what if she loses her job? How does she explain this to her new company? Actually, her new company may hire her on the spot, just so they can watch. I have a better idea; why doesn't she get a job in porn? That would be the best job for her. She can masturbate on camera or have a guy or girl help bring her to orgasm every two hours. It would be great! I think I just solved her condition and workplace environment in one blog!