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Friday, August 29, 2014

ONLY IN THE SOUTH

     Incest is best when you put your sister to the test. Isn't that how that saying goes? Well, two Georgia siblings actually believed in that saying, at least three times. That's right! They admitted to police that they had sex three times in a tractor trailer parked outside a church after watching the chick flick, The Notebook starring Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling. Yes, ew!

     20-year-old Christopher Buckner of Guyton, Georgia and her brother, 25-year-old Timothy Savoy of Jackson, Georgia, were stopped by police around 4:30 a.m. Tuesday morning as they walked down Highway 30 in Effingham County after a resident called in a complaint about a possible prowler outside their house. By the way, that wasn't a misprint. Her name is actually Christopher. Not Christine or Chrissy. It's Christopher. There's a red flag right there! A girl with a boy's name. Only down south!

     Savoy told police that he was only walking the woman home before they learned that the two were brother and sister and they had just had sex in a Kentworth tractor trailer outside the Countryside Baptist Church, which sits across the road from South Effingham High School. After hours of questioning the siblings finally broke down and admitted to screwing three times after they watched The Notebook, which was 2004 romantic drama about a man trying to make his wife who suffered from Alzheimer's to remember their past. Yeah, that would totally make me want to bang my sister! What the hell do they feed these people from the south? 

     Police arrested the siblings and charged them each with incest, aggravated sodomy (I'm not sure why that word always cracks me up) and prowling. Savoy remains jailed on the felony charges and held on $13,400 bond. I mean how desperate do you have to be to want to bang your sister? Unless they didn't grow up together and lived in different houses, but still! Also, how can you not get past her name? Her name was Christopher! What kind of parents name their daughter a boys name? I have a feeling that the parents might be brother and sister as well. How does that joke go again? How do they circumcise the boys down south? You kick their sister's in the jaw? Well, there you have it! 

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