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Wednesday, August 13, 2014

THREE'S A CROWD

     What's with the sudden rise with threesomes in public places? A threesome in a hot tub was busted in Arizona a couple of weeks ago and now a threesome of tourists was busted up in the red light district of historic Pompeii in Italy. It turns out; a trio horny tourists climbed over a wall and broke into Pompeii after dark in an effort to engage in some group sex in an ancient communal bath house. 

     A Frenchman and two Italian women were literally caught with their pants down earlier this week by police, who were patrolling the inside of a former brothel in the ancient Italian city. I'm sorry. I know it sounds desecrating, but this is hilarious! The trio, who ranged in age from 23 to 27, climbed over a wall to get into the volcano-hit settlement when night fell. Then they made their way to the Suburban Baths, a building decorated with images of group sex where rich Roman merchants would go to blow off steam among other things. 

     Security guards, who were patrolling the perimeter, heard noises that included girls giggling and moaning, which lead them to the threesome with their pants down. The trio were later charged with "only" trespassing. Man, these three got away lucky. A Visit Pompeii tour guide said that horny intruders often try to make out in the ruins, which were engulfed in lava when Mount Vesuvius erupted in 79 AD.  He says, "It's ridiculous and vulgar, but young people are fascinated by this and sometimes try to play this game. They don't understand the cultural value of the frescoes at all." Then again, you find me young people who have respect for anything these days. Kids these days have sex anywhere they want to. They don't care if it's a historical landmark or not. I still do find it utterly hilarious that not only one couple tried to get down and dirty in this sacred bath house, but they tried to have a threesome, which makes this story just absolutely awesome!

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