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Friday, July 29, 2016


     As if "the dumb" couldn't get any worse in Florida, now the police are joining in the fun. So, Daniel Rushing, of Orlando, treats himself to a Krispy Kreme doughnut every other Wednesday. He used to eat them in his car. Well, not anymore. 

     Not since a couple of Orlando police officers pulled him over, spotted some tiny flakes of glaze on his floorboard and arrested him, claiming the pieces of frosting were crystal methamphetamine. The officers even did two roadside drug tests and both cam back positive for the illegal substance, according to the police report. Sounds to me someone didn't clean their test vials good enough. Then again, Krispy Kreme is pretty addicting, so it's possible that they coat their donuts with crystal meth. 

     Rushing was handcuffed, arrested, and taken to the county jail where he was strip searched. A state crime lab, however, did another test several weeks later and cleared him of all charges. Rushing said, "It feels scary when you haven't done anything wrong and get arrested....It's just a terrible feeling." Yeah, no shit! Not to mention embarrassing! 

     Rushing, who is 64, was arrested around 1 p.m.on December 11 at Robinson Street and Parramore Avenue. He had just dropped off a neighbor at the hospital for a chemotherapy session, which is something he did every Friday, he said. Then he went to the 7-Eleven store on Colonial Drive to give another friend, an elderly church lady, a ride home. Sounds to me this guy is a good samaritan and not a drug addict. 

     The officer who made the arrest is an eight year department vet who staked out the 7-Eleven because of complaints about the drug activity. She pulled Rushing over because he failed to come to a complete stop (who the hell comes to a complete stop anyway) before pulling out of the convenience store parking lot and because he was driving 42 in a 30. When Rushing opened his wallet, she saw he had a concealed weapons permit. He told her that he had a gun and she asked him to step out of his small Chevy. That's when she spotted a "rock like substance on the floor board where his feet were." She asked for permission to search his vehicle, which he agreed to since he had nothing to hide. 

     The officer and her partners spotted three other pieces of the suspicious substance in his car. Rushing said that he kept telling the officers, "That's glaze from a doughnut, but they tried to say it was crack cocaine at first, then they said, 'No, it's meth, crystal meth.'" The report does confirm that he tried to tell the officers that. 

     Rushing was booked into the county jail on a charge of possession of meth with a firearm. He was locked up for about 10 hours before he was released on $2,500 bond. An Orlando crime lab did not try to identify what the officers found in his car. They only checked to determine whether it was an illegal drug and confirmed that it wasn't. Three days later Rushing was free of all charges. 

     I don't know about you, but it sounds to me that Rushing has a strong case of defamating of character here against the Orlando police department. They arrested him in broad daylight and charged him of drug possession and possession of a firearm. Didn't the report say he had a permit to carry that firearm and the drug was doughnut frosting. Talk about a pie in the face to the O-Town PD. Wow! If I was Rushing, I would sue the pants off of the police department. Then again, Florida is known for it's stupidity, so I guess it's just "a day in the life..."

Thursday, July 28, 2016


     Many of you, I'm sure, have been to a Japanese steakhouse where you can watch the chefs cook hibachi-style, right? Do you remember when they make that volcano out of onions and make smoke come out of it? Do you remember when they cut the shrimp tail and flip it into the top of their hats? Do you remember when they make their little pee-pee doll squirt in your face? Yeah, I don't remember the latter either, but it's all in good fun, right? Not for Isabelle Lassiter from Murfreesboro, Tennessee! 

     It turns out, Lassiter has a beef with a Japanese steakhouse, where the chef sprayed her in the face with a pee-pee doll, just like this one, in what her husband is calling a "sexual-style assault." WHAT? Lighten the hell up, people! It's a toy and it was done out of fun!

     Lassiter said she and her family were dining at the Wasabi Japanese Steakhouse in Murfreesboro on Monday when a chef produced a plastic doll resembling a little boy and pulled down its pants. A thin stream of water spurted from a hole located in the doll's genital area and hit Lassiter in the face. Needless to say, she wasn't happy. She told a Fox News show, "He pulled his little shorts down and it had a wanger and he squirted me right in the face." Yeah, I'm sure that wasn't the first time that happened, lady! Just sayin'!

     Restaurant manager Johnny Huang said the doll is common part of the show patrons get at dinner. Chefs use it to control the flames on the hibachi. He said, "The kids like it, they think it's a water gun" while Lassiter's husband called the spraying "a sexual-style assault on my wife." The couple called the police and filed a report. Oh, please! 

     The incident happened "in front of our minor children and grand children," Mr. Lassiter told another news source. Lassiter added, "It really didn't have a wiener, but you got the point." Mr. Lassiter added that the lack of genitalia isn't the issue. What is the issue then, Mr. Lassiter? If it was a regular squirt gun, would you have called the police? Oh, was it the thought of getting peed on in a fake manner? Come on! 

     Police haven't filed any charges, as they shouldn't or they would be a laughing stock, but even if they did, it's unlikely the charges would stick. There was no sexual assault actually made by the obnoxious yet marginally entertaining toy at the hibachi restaurant, nor should any humans be found criminally responsible. The restaurant wants to avoid "pissing" their patrons off, so they've instructed employees to ask permission before spraying people with the pee-pee doll. 
     People need to lighten up. This is obviously a toy and was done out of fun. Then, again, if I showed you a photo of Isabelle Lassiter, it would explain a lot. Oh, hell! Here's what she looks like! Doesn't she seem the type to have no sense of humor what-so-ever? I mean it's a toy for crying out loud! Might as well call the cops on your sex toys for sexually assaulting you too!

Tuesday, July 26, 2016


     I'm going to guess that my wife will not be reading this blog mainly because of the photo, but if she reads on, she will not be happy either. So, babe, don't read on. 

     Anyway, we all know this disgusting critter as the cockroach, right? The scurry around kitchens feasting on scraps and whatnot. Well, a new research could see humans turning to cockroaches as a source of food. Yeah, no thanks!

     An international team of scientists have found that crystals found in the stomachs of a particular type of cockroach are a highly nutritious source of protein. I hope none of you are eating breakfast or lunch while reading this. The Pacific Beetle Cockroach is found in Asia and Pacific islands including Hawaii, and is the only known viviparous cockroach, which means it gives birth to live young, just like mammals do. Also like mammals, they have to feed their offspring with a "milk" containing protein crystals. 

     According to the research conducted by scientists from India, Japan, Canada, the US and France, a single mile protein crystal from the cockroach's stomach is estimated to contain more than three times the amount of energy found in an equivalent amount of dairy milk. Also, their crystalline nature means the crystal releases protein at the same rate the protein is consumed. 

     One researcher from India said, "It's time-released food! If you need food that is calorifically high, that is time released and food that it complete, that is it." Um, not to sound racist or ignorant, but aren't cockroaches a delicacy in India? Of course, he would say that. Another researcher from Australia went on to say that even the very idea of cockroach milk sounds "really out there," it has a lot of promise. He also said they wouldn't go and kill lots of cockroaches for it. They would isolate the gene for this protein from the cockroach and then express it and grow it up in a yeast system in very large microbiological vats and produce large quantities. The Aussie researcher continued by saying he was curious to see where this takes us. Yeah, I'm out! I mean why not kill a bunch cockroaches anyway. Who cares about their milk. I think we have enough protein on this earth to survive without drinking cockroach milk. Sorry, just not for me. Maybe for you? 

Wednesday, July 20, 2016


    Okay, I don't normally get the creeps when I write this blog, but this story gave me the chills a little bit. I know some of you like the sex stories that I tend to write about a lot (you perverts!), but this story needs to be shared after seeing this photo. 

     So, this haunting photo of a deadly crash scene had gone viral because of the image it appeared to capture. If you look closely at roadside photo showing a crowd gathered around a motorcycle crash victim, but above the first responders' heads hovers a transparent shadow eerily resembling a human figure. 

     Yeah, some of you might say it looks like a Photoshop job, but truck driver, Saul Vazquez, allegedly posted the photo right after he drove by the scene of the accident after he saw the image of the shadow. Vazquez said he rolled down his window before snapping the scene along the Highway 15 near Stanton, Kentucky, last Tuesday afternoon. He wrote, "Zoom in and pay attention to the shadow just off the top of the state trooper hat."

     At the time of his post, he suggested that he didn't know what happened to the victim, writing, "I hope everyone involved is okay." Shortly after, however, Lex 18 News reported that the crash victim was pronounced dead at the hospital. Vazquez swore to the TV station that his photo had not been altered, and had been shared on Facebook by more than 7,600 people as of last Thursday. Some commenters called it "freaky" and "amazing," and even suggested it shows the victim's spirit or some other supernatural entity like the Virgin Mary looking over the body with outstretched arms.

     Vasquez did not return any requests for comments, but I have to say that if this photo was not altered at all, it's a pretty amazing photo. I'm sure Ghost Hunters would find a way to debunk it, but still an amazing shot and a bit creepy. It could be the site of another bad car accident and the spirit of a past soul who was killed there. Either way, this photo is pretty creepy. 

Monday, July 18, 2016


     Too young to take Viagra? Well, now there are shorts coming to market that may help with that! However, even if they do work, these shorts are so ugly that they might make some potential partners decide against having sex with you. 

     These boner-building biker-style shorts are the creation of VylyV, or vill-live, a start-up company that plans to raise funds soon by way of Kickstarter. According to an article in Huffington Post, the shorts supposedly work by recording your movements throughout the day and sending that info to an app that designs workout plans and guidelines to improve your pelvic floor muscles doing butt-squeezing kegel exercises. Yes, men can benefit from doing kegels, too! Don't sit there and tell me you're not doing kegels right now. 

     Strengthening those pelvis muscles improves blood flow to the sex organs. But of course, not everybody thinks these underwear will turn you into an instant porn star in the bedroom. Dr. Paul Turek, a board-certified urologist with offices in L.A. and San Francisco, says the claims made by the shorts' manufacturer are "dubious science at best." He continued, "There is a relationship between pelvic muscles and incontinence, but there's no evidence of a clear benefit between strong pelvis muscles and strong erections." 

     According to the Huffington Post, the company never responded to their questions as to when the shorts will hit the market, how much they will cost, and most importantly, if they think they will ever be stylish? The company is, however, attempting to around interest with the below YouTube video that features the model saying totally studly things like "Yeah, babe, just put your seatbelt on, we're going for a ride" to an attractive female in red stilettos.

     Am I the only one who noticed the camel toe on the front of those shirts? Is making your balls look like a camel toe supposed to help your erections? I don't get these shorts and yes, they are hideous! They only way these things will sell at this point is if you tell people there's a Pokemon character hidden in them. 

Thursday, July 14, 2016


    Call me a hater all you want, but this Pokemon Go, has to GO! It's a cool game for the kids, but when adults start playing it, nothing good can come out of it. Notice, I said it's a cool game for the KIDS!

     First of all, how about not playing Pokemon go while you're driving. A 28-year-old man crashed his car into a tree on Tuesday night in Auburn, NY, because he was apparently distracted while playing the popular app while he was driving. Come on, people! According to Auburn police, the crash crumpled the front of the car. The driver was not seriously injured and was "extremely lucky." In the wake of the crash, the Auburn Police Department released a list of reminders to those playing Pokemon Go while on the go including "Do not use the application when you are operating a motor vehicle or bicycle", "Beware of your surroundings when walking and do not stare down at your phone not knowing hazards around you, like roadways, drop-offs, waterways, etc." and "Use caution when sharing your location as strangers can see your location information."

     I have to be honest, this does not sound like a game I'd like to play. Some of these reminders had to be created because in Indiana a registered sex offender was recently arrested for playing Pokemon Go with a teenage boy. Randy Zuick of Greenfield, Indiana, was on the county courthouse lawn brazenly catching Pokemon with a 16-year-old boy when two probation officers spotted him in action. The courthouse is a landmark in the game and has been attracting dedicated players ever since the app's release last week. After spying on the Pokemon-playing pervert, one officer ran inside and asked a security officer to take Zuick into custody. Last October, Zuick was accused of fondling a child his girlfriend was babysitting. He pleaded guilty in April to a felony charge of child molestation. Since then, he's been on probation and banned from interacting with kids.

      The mishaps don't end there for Pokemon Go, which was released in early July. A Wyoming teenager found a dead body on Friday morning while trying to catch a water Pokemon. Another teen was shot in North Carolina for trespassing on someone's private property chasing a Pokemon. And in Missouri, armed robbers lured players to  remote  locations to trap them and steal their phones and rob them. 

     Again, this doesn't sound like a game I would want to play. I might not want to play it, but I encourage my fellow adults to please be careful playing this dumb game. If you walk in front of my car because you're chasing a Pokemon, I will not be happy! If you hit my car because you were chasing a Pokemon, I will not be happy! This game is not worth your life and the lives around you.....All Lives Matter! See what I did right there? 

Wednesday, July 13, 2016


    Am I the only one who doesn't get this whole Pokemon Go craze? It makes me sick to even mention it, but it's so dumb! Why are we doing this to ourselves, people? Okay, I got that out. Now, do you ever wonder if your grandparents lose their sex drive? Good! Because I don't like thinking about my grandparents doing it either, considering I only have one left. Well, a nursing home in the Bronx is allowing their patients (Oh my God! I almost called them inmates!) to get it on in the privacy of their own rooms. 

     That's right! When Audrey Davison met someone special at her nursing home, she wanted to love her man. Her nurses and aides at the Hebrew Home at Riverdale did not try to stop her either. They allowed her to stay over in her boyfriend's room with the door shut under the Bronx home's stated "sexual expression policy." One aide even made the couple a "Do Not Disturb" sign to hang outside. 85-year-old Davison said, "I enjoyed it and he was a very good lover. That was the part of how close we were; physically touching and kissing." 85? How do these guys still get it up? 

     Ms. Davison is among a number of older Americans who are having intimate relationships well into their 70s and 80s. Some cases get the help of Viagra and some a more tolerant societal attitude towards sex outside of marriage. These aging lovers have challenged the traditional notions of growing old and in some cases, raised logistical and legal issues for their families, caretakers and the institutions they call home. 

     Nursing homes in New York and around the country have loosened the daily regimens to give their residents more choices like what time to bathe or what time to eat dinner. The next step for some is to allow residents the options of having sex and to provide support for those who do. The Hebrew Home has stepped up efforts to help residents looking for relationships. Staff members have organized a happy hour and a senior prom, and they even started a dating service called "G-Date" for dating Grandparents. There are currently 40 of the 870 residents involved in a relationship.

     The nursing home came up with the sexual expression policy in 1995 after a nurse walked in on two residents having sex. Today, the sexual expression policy is posted on the home's website and reviewed the staff members. The policy is intended not only to encourage intimacy among those who want ti, but also to protect others from unwanted advances to set guidelines for the staff. For example, the policy stipulates that even residents with Alzheimer's can give consent for a sexual relationship under certain circumstances. To date, the home has never been sued over the policy. 

     Relationships also mean more drama for the staff, which tries to keep up with who is together and who is not. The dining room can be a land mind. Sometimes, one member of a couple will get jealous when the other pays attention to someone else. Other couple become too amorous, prompting calls to "keep it in your room."

     I guess it seems the older we get, the more things stay the same. Only it happens in a nursing home. As for the sex and relationships, like a wise man (my father) once told me, "If you don't use it, you're going to lose it!" I guess these old folks live by that motto! I don't know whether to be grossed out or be happy that the sex drive never goes away! I guess as long as I don't visualize, I can't be grossed out, right?  

Friday, July 8, 2016


     Before I give you the funny, I need to ask, "What the fuck is going on in this world?" My heart goes out to the families of the officers slain in last night's shootings in Dallas. Are we that messed up as a country that now we're killing each other? Shouldn't we be saving this anger and hate for the ones who really matter like ISIS or Al Qaeda? Now, people are back to killing cops and cops killing civilians? When and how does this end? Because this sucks! 

     Okay, like I always say, I like to keep the serious stuff out of this blog to make you laugh, so even though we're a nation upset about last night's shootings, I hope I can make you laugh or at least disgusted. So, this is 47-year-old Fiona Bloom from New York City. When she needed an air conditioner installed in her Bed-Stuy, Brooklyn, apartment three weeks ago, she found a guy on Tinder. Wait! Isn't Tinder the dating site where people find other people to bang? 

     Bloom, who has been dating in NYC for the past 20 years, decided to put the app to use after being repeatedly disappointed by the city's dating pool. She told the New York Post, "I've tried speed dating and all the dating apps, but every time I put my real age, all I get are idiots and losers. I figured, why not make them useful and have them help me around the house?" That is hilarious! 

     One afternoon, Bloom, a publicist, swiped on a 40-something bachelor. His default photo showed him wearing overalls and holding a hammer. That's when the light bulb went off. She said, "I wasn't attracted to him, but he was very forthcoming." She messaged him, saying she was looking for someone to come over to install her air conditioner, making it abundantly clear it wasn't a date. After he came over, opened her window and set up her AC, she said thank you, and promptly kicked him out. He later messaged her asking her out on a proper date, but she never replied and doesn't regret it. Man, she is a cold woman!

     Bloom told the Post, "Men are hard-wired to feel strong and be a provider. I don't feel guilty using them for a little help." Bloom isn't the only single woman in the city using Tinder to her advantage in getting her chores done, and experts say that's okay, as long as women are upfront about their intentions. One writer from a dating blog in LA said, "If a man thinks waxing a woman's floors will get him some action, why not? This could be a great starting point for both parties to get to know each other." Another dating expert called it "transparently selfish" and equated it to "the guy who has sex with a stranger and never calls her again." I guess I can see that point too. The expert continued that it could also be dangerous if the guy feels rejected and after he tried winning her over by doing chores. "You get the wrong guy on the wrong day, and he has anger issues, it could be a bad situation."

     It seems this could be a one way street, however, because as men can't expect to find women to do their dishes using Tinder because as the dating experts have said, "No single women in NYC would ever do a man's chores." That's the truth! As for Bloom, hey if this works for you, it's the men who are stupid enough to do the chores for you after you told them there would be no nookie or cookie after their chores were done. 

Thursday, July 7, 2016


      Am I the only one gagging at the site of this dress? This British woman whose goal was make a dress more hair-raising than Lady Gaga's infamous meat dress may have succeeded beyond anyone's expectation. This is Sarah Louise Bryan. She recently unveiled a bra and skirt outfit made from pubic and head hair donated to her via her Twitter page. 

     The 28-year-old designer was inspired to create a design to outdo Lady Gaga's infamous outfit at the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards. She said, "I really wanted the world's most unique and disgusting design, so when someone sees a design they know it was me instantly.
     According to Bryan, she got the donated hair mostly from British men, "plus the odd American," who sent her the hair in envelopes. The hair came mostly from brunettes, but there is a red and grey pubic hair in the mix as well. She claims that she sterilized the hairs before applying it to a pre-cut bra and skirt with hot glue. Oh my God! I'm gagging at what these hairs must have even just smelled like. I wish all of you can see my face right now as I type this story. It's definitely a look of disgust. 

     It took Bryan six months to get enough pubic hair to create the dress. She kept the donated strands wrapped in a cling wrap in her 13-year-old son's bedroom. She said, "I didn't tell him the truth but he has the whole second floor of the house so it's a big area. The hardest part was keeping all of the hair in one piece." 

     When it came time to put the outfit together, things got a little hairy. She even started gagging while working on the dress. She said, "I set to work with my eye mask, breathing mask and thickest gloves I could find, because who want to eat pubic hair?" I've had a few hairs stuck in my teeth back in the day. What's wrong with that? 

     Bryan said, "I thought of the design because of how gross it is. I thought, 'What would be the worst thing to have on your dress?'" This isn't the first time Bryan has created an outfit that has grabbed the fashion world by storm. Last year, she created a dress made from 3,000 Skittles worth $6,500 that became a viral sensation until the dress melted earlier this year while being transported to Los Angeles. Talk about tasting and wearing the rainbow. 

     Bryan is willing to sell her pubic dress for the right price and to the right person. She says that she would only sell the dress to a high profile celeb like Gaga or a museum. I have to admit that Bryan has a decent sized rack, so she might have to resize the top portion for anyone who want to buy this disgusting dress, though it will be unique. 

     Bryan said she has other ideas she's working on that may be just as shocking if this recent Twitter post is any indication: 

     She already has 300 offers....I'm sick to my stomach! Time for lunch!

Wednesday, July 6, 2016


      First off, I'll never talk politics in this blog, but Hillary-gate yesterday? Come on! This country is doomed! All I will say is that I am appalled by this judicial system and anyone who votes for Sillary should be ashamed of themselves. Then again, those people probably voted for the same lying clown who is in that White House right now. Okay, I'm done! No more politics!

     How many of you have wanted to tell your boss to "take this job and shove it!" Well, Sarah Childers, a nurse in Lakewood, Washington did it the sweetest way possible with the words "I quit" written in frosting atop a Walmart sheet cake. Childers chose to tell her employers at Western State Hospital that she would not be taking their dough anymore. 

     Childers said the delicious, if unorthodox, resignation notice is her way of giving her employers a piece of her mind, even as she gives them a piece of cake. The cake may have been sweet, but Childers said the seven months she spent working at the hospital left a "sour" taste in her mouth. She told a TV news channel, "It could do so much good, and it's just one of the worst places right now."

     Childers said the pay is low, the hours are long and the hospital staff aren't given any training whatsoever. Hmmm.....Sounds like my job! She also went on to say that management spends too much time writing up employees' mistakes and handing out punishments. She told the TV station, "How do we control the population with such little staff and so many patients? You can't have individualized treatment that way."

     So, how did the hospital respond to these allegations? Well, with an official statement that some might call sugar-coated, of course! A communications manager from the Washington state Department of Social and Health Services wrote: "This was quite likely the most unique 'letter' of resignation ever submitted to Western State Hospital. Meanwhile, we thank the 2,000 dedicated staff members who do come to work day and night because they find it both challenging and rewarding to help our patients on their journey to recovery." Yeah, but if you can't feed your family because of it, it's not so rewarding! I'm sure that's what Childers was going through and I totally get it!

     One thing is definitely for sure! Childers is a contender for the prestigious title of "Person To Quit A Job In The Most Awesome Way Possible!" Some other contenders included Charlo Greene, who left her job as a TV newscaster in Anchorage, Alaska, by announcing on the air, "Fuck it, I quit!" Then there was Marina Shifrin, who quit her gig as an animator by making a video of herself doing an interpretive dance to Kanye West's "Gone." And then there was this guy, who quit his job at an insurance agency by dressing as a banana and hiring a mariachi band to perform in his office: