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Thursday, October 5, 2017


     My wife and I married on New Year's Eve 2014. We hired a great wedding photographer, who had an artsy feel to her, and since we didn't want traditional wedding shots, she seemed to be the best option. Then again, less than a year later, we ran into my friend, Mark "Weissguy" Weiss at a concert, who told us that he would have loved to have shot our wedding. Mark was the guy who shot the album covers for Twisted Sister and Bon Jovi, as well as legendary photo shoots with Motley Crue, Ozzy Osbourne, Kiss and Skid Row. Anyone who knows me, knows that would have made our wedding more than a dream come true than it already was. Needless to say, I got the death stare from my wife after hearing those words come out of Mark's mouth. 

     Anyway, back to wedding photos. If you watch a lot of cheesy sitcoms, you'll understand that the mother-in-law is always out to destroy you. They're often characterized as the shrill women who are difficult to cooperate with, but once you get out there in the real world, you'll notice that most of the time, mothers-in-law are just looking out for their son or daughter, and are not actively looking to destroy you. In fact, my mother-in-law is the absolute best! She always takes my side against my wife's. Some mothers-in-law might actually be quite fun like this one in the Netherlands.

     Ahead of this Dutch couple's upcoming nuptials, their extended family wanted this wedding to be extra fun and memorable, which included the wedding photos. For their shoot out in the forest, one of the couple's mothers suggested to the photographer, Michael Klooster, that the happy couple engage in some good ol' oral sex. THAT.....IS......AWESOME! 

     Klooster posted the photo of the sex act online on his page, unsurpisingly, the photo went viral. In the caption of the photo, he wrote: "Some newlyweds cannot wait for the party to be over, so they can quietly retreat to their suite for a smashing wedding night. Luckily, they already exchanged their wedding vows and they are officially married."

     Klooster was, obviously, joking. The whole shoot was staged, and the bride was not, in fact, giving her new husband a blowjob at their wedding. This was just a simulated sex act requested by one of the couples' mothers. According to Klooster, "All parties involved were pretty happy to pretend to get to third base. I don't want private parts visible on the picture, but everything creates the impression is interesting. They were anyway very cheerful people. A nice and casual wedding, at which everything did not have to be so formal."

     As I said earlier, we did not want traditional wedding photos either, but we did get some really great shots thanks to the backdrop of the city of Philadelphia. However, as non-traditional as we wanted to get, I'm not sure my wife or our parents would have been cool with a fellatio shot as one of our wedding photos. I, certainly, would have been okay with it, but there are others involved.But it's all in fun and that seemed to what Klooster, the photographer was shooting for.