LEAVE IT TO BIEBER.....

Has anyone heard this story? Apparently, pop star diva, Justin Bieber is dismissing claims that he's the father of a 20-year-old woman's 3-month-old baby boy. The young woman, Mariah Yeater, claims that she was whisked away by a security guard to meet Justin Bieber following a tour stop in Los Angeles. She went on to say that shortly thereafter, Bieber suggested that the two go to a private place where they could be alone. First of all, how is this, at all, possible? I thought that Justin Bieber was a young lesbian this whole time! How can a young woman get another young woman pregnant? Biologically speaking, this is impossible! Well, unless Miss Yeater used a turkey baster with Justin's sperm in it, but then again, Justin is a young woman, meaning he doesn't produce sperm! Therefore, Mariah Yeater's claims must be absolutely false!

Mariah Yeater is seeking financial support from the Pop Diva. Oh, gee! Really? This is the oldest money scam in the book, honey! By the looks of this Miss Yeater, it looks like she stepped off of Any Trailer Park, USA, which means, she's obviously a 'white trash' hooker looking to make a quick buck! Going after Justin Bieber doesn't even make sense because he's a girl himself. His lesbian lover Selena Gomez can probably vouch for that!

Justine Bieber, as I like to call her, stated on the Today Show, "It's crazy! Every night after the show I'm gone right from the stage, right to the car, so it's crazy that some people want to make such false allegations, and to set the record straight, none of it is true!" Thanks, Justine! I believe you because it's biologically impossible for you to father anything! Mother, maybe!

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http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20542668,00.html