Most of you have probably seen this story already, but I can't seem to get enough of it because of my fascination with tattoos and my love of poop. In case you didn't already know, I write a monthly tattoo column for a weekly publication called The Aquarian Weekly, and I've also published my own book called S**T Happens, which by the way is still available on Amazon.com for The Kindle and soft cover, and is about pooping accidents. So, you see, this little news story was right up my alley! And the bonus is that it's a story about revenge on a cheating girlfriend!
If you haven't heard this story yet, it turns out, tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, Ohio, is being sued by his ex-girlfriend, Rossie Brovent, for $100,000 in damages. What were the damages? Well, Brovent claims that Fitzgerald was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back, but instead, he tattooed a steaming pile of dung with flies buzzing around it. Are you on the floor laughing yet?
Allegedly, Fitzgerald discovered that Brovent had been cheating on him with one of his long-time friends, but instead of confronting her about it, he just went about life like everything was okay while he plotted his revenge. At first, Miss Brovent was going to charge her ex-boyfriend with assault, but the tattoo artist outsmarted his cheating ex by covering up all of his bases in this revenge plot. He loaded her up with wine and tequila shots, and got her to sign a consent form stating that the design was "at the artist's discretion." This guy was brilliant! To be honest, with this consent form, I'm not even sure that she has a leg to stand on in court except if she can prove that he got her drunk before she signed that form. Most tattoo places have a rule that their customers are not supposed to be under the influence when they get tattooed. If she can prove this, she might have a case.
I have to say, though, I hope that her cheating ways were worth it because now she has one crappy tattoo that will last her a lifetime! The bottom line is that if you're dating a tattoo artist, don't piss them off. Looks like Kat Von Dee missed her window of opportunity to get back at Jesse James, who apparently cheated on her with 19 different women! I say this and am still laughing at that crappy tattoo! Just look at it!
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