NEVER BREAK UP WITH THIS GUY!

Just for the record, I am in no way related to this guy, and no, this is not Jeremy Lin! Okay, with that being said, the man in the picture above, Charles Ann is an absolute psychopath! Originally, I was going to write about the house of horror in Dayton, Texas, where some sex offender was holding 11 children in his house with a few of them tied to beds. I felt like in the past few days, I've written too much about children, so you can read about that story in the news! Back to Psycho Charlie Ann!

Apparently, this New Jersey resident had been embroiled in a lover's quarrel with his girlfriend and was charged with murder on Tuesday Morning for running her over, not once, not twice, but three times! According to authorities, 26-year-old Ann intentionally mowed down his girlfriend on Monday night in Fort Ree..... I mean, I mean Fort Lee, NJ, after she told him that she wanted to break up. Witnesses told cops that Ann slammed his Hyundai Sonata (go figure!) into his girlfriend Aena Hong, 25, at around 4:55 p.m., and then ran over her body repeatedly! Okay, first of all, if you're going to kill your girlfriend, why would you do it in broad daylight with witnesses all around you, dummy! In Ann's defense, may be accidentally hit her in a fit of rage, and when he realized what he'd done, he panicked and tried to get away, but instead, he put the car into drive and reverse a couple of times on accident. Either way! This guy is an idiotic psycho!

One witness stated that the incident was 'horrific' and that he hasn't seen anything like that since he was overseas in combat. Hong was pronounced dead at an area hospital, while police launched a manhunt for Ann, who sped away from his girlfriend's lifeless body. Bergen County detectives with the help of the NYPD found Ann hiding out at a friend's apartment in Flushing, Queens at 4 a.m. on Tuesday morning. What an idiot! I would've fled the country after committing a crime like that!

Ann, a student from Korea (that explains everything!), was carrying his passport and a large sum of cash, leading investigators to believe he was planning on skipping the country. Ann, who was living in Fort Ree, was charged with first-degree murder and his bail was set at $3 million dollars. The couple had only been dating for a year.

As of Tuesday, Ann was awaiting an extradition hearing in Queens. Here's what you can do, send him back to Korea and let them deal with this freak! Or better yet, fry him because what he did to that poor girl is inexcusable! Temporary insanity shouldn't be able to work in this case because what happens if another girl in the future breaks up with him? I hope he likes boys too, because it looks like from here on out, he's going to be getting nothing but man love in prison! Then again, he can always plead temporary LIN-sanity! Okay, I'm sorry! Didn't mean to go there!