According to police, this Florida teen got hot and dirty with a stuffed toy horse, using it to masturbate inside a Wal-Mart. Johnson was charged with indecent exposure for showing his Johnson in public and criminal mischief on Tuesday. If I had to judge this kid based on his mugshot, I'd say there was some serious drugs and alcohol involved. There's something extremely abnormal-looking about this kid.
So, allegedly, Johnson took the stuffed toy from a store shelf at the Wal-Mart in Brooksville, Florida and went to the bedding department at around 3 p.m. Surveillance cameras caught Johnson pleasuring himself and going to town on the plush kid's toy before returning the "contaminated, jizzed up" stuffed horse back to the toy aisle.
Johnson actually fled the scene before store security could stop him, but Brooksville police were able to make the arrest. Is it me or is the store security at fault also for not catching this as it was happening? I mean it seems a lot of shady things happen at Wal-Mart. I've seen stuff from guys beating women in the Wal-Mart bathroom, masturbating in the aisles, people walking into the store naked and now this. There has to be something to say about Wal-Mart's security, right? Why don't these shenanigans happen in any other department stores? Is it the element that Wal-Mart brings in as clientele? If so, wouldn't it be a good idea to beef up security? Johnson was released from Hermando jail on $1,500 bond. The stuffed horse saw it's last ride as Wal-Mart rounded up all the stuffed merchandise and others that came in contact with it and removed them from the shelf. Maybe Johnson was a Brony and needed to get his rocks off. Don't get me wrong, I might be coming down hard on the security of Wal-Mart, but Johnson is a sicko too. Who does this to a children's toy? Only a sicko! Now, where's my stuffed panda?
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