Now, for the good news.....Why do I have a picture of mushrooms in today's blog? Well, scientists have discovered a special species of tropical mushrooms in Hawaiian lava that can make women orgasm just through it's odor. That's right, my brothers (and sisters?)! All your girl needs is a whiff of this mushroom and she is taken to her happy place. You don't have to do a thing. Half your work is done! The bright orange-colored mushroom can be found in recent lava flows dating from 600 to 10,000 years old. The orgasm triggered by the fungus, or "fungasm," comes from hormones in the mushroom that are close in similarity to the same ones picked up by our own neurotransmitters. Basically, the smell of this shroom makes the female body think it's having sex. Unfortunately, it's thinking of the wrong mushroom and not the ones on our bodies.

And here comes the other bad news, fellas!.....The mushroom helps your lady friends, but is of no use to us. Unfortunately, it smells like week-old horse shit to men. The research showed that all male test subjects were repulsed by the fetid smell. Hey, look at the bright side, because there is always a bright side; if you're skills in bed a pretty weak and you can use a little help, you can go pick some of these mushrooms in Hawaii and hide a bunch under your bed. I shouldn't look weird at all that your wearing a clothes pin on your nose during sex!
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