APPARENTLY, IT IS A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL!

     Some might look at this story and think it's just silly, but the headline alone pulled me in and I think it's absolutely amazing! I'm just going to get right to it and you tell me what you think.

    So, on Valentine's Day, two lovers, Michael and Diane Greening decided to visit three Disney theme parks in one day. Sounds impossible, right? Wrong! They did it! They started with the park in Tokyo then flew to Anaheim and finally ended up Orlando right before the park closed on Saturday. The trip was a 28 hour, 7,900-mile global jaunt to celebrate their love for one another at the "Happiest Place on Earth."

     49-year-old Greening said, "It's completely insane and that's why we did it." Greening has been hooked on Disney since he and his wife, Diane, celebrated their first wedding anniversary at the California amusement park. The childless (which really makes no difference) San Diego couple returns to the Anaheim amusement park every year to mark their big day with Mickey and Minnie. With their 17th Anniversary approaching this past January 17th, the Greenings considered shaking things up this year, but couldn't decide whether to hit the Tokyo Disneyland or the Walt Disney World in Orlando. Then Michael proposed doing both the same day with a stop in Disneyland in between. Michael knew it could be done, but only on days when the Magic Kingdom in Orlando was open until midnight. That ruled out January 17, but Valentine's Day could work if the air-transport Gods played along. 

     The Greenings started at Tokyo Disneyland at 9:50 a.m. Saturday. They took a photo in front of the castle and got things in motion, catching a 10-hour flight to Los Angeles. Even though the plane was an hour late, the Greenings reached Disneyland just after noon, posed for a picture in front of the castle there (which seems to be under renovations) and raced to Orange County's John Wayne Airport. They got there just in time.....to miss their Orlando-bound flight. The air-transport Gods must have been watching because luckily for them, a U.S. Airways attendant booked them on another flight and they even made up 30 minutes of lost time. Greening said, "We were so lucky!"

     The Greenings posed for their final photo at Disney World on Main Street with the castle in the distance at 11:40 p.m., 20 minutes before the park closed. Yeah, the total travel time was nearly 28 hours, but they technically visited three Disney parks on Valentine's Day, because Tokyo is 14 hours behind Florida. See? It really is a small world after all. The "physically brutal" trip isn't for the faint of heart, but it was surely a Valentine's Day to remember for the Greenings and it would be for anyone for that matter. Michael said, "The best thing was doing it with my wife and my best friend. Having her by my side for the whole thing made it special."

     Disney officials did not comment on the stunt yet, but if I worked for Disney, I would be hooking this couple up with lifetime passes for any of their theme parks. Their story was amazing and their adventure can't be compared to anything else that I've heard in recent memory. Plus, who even thought it was even possible to do this? So? Stupid? Or pretty f'n amazing? I still choose the latter.

WANT A PIECE OF ASS FOR VALENTINE'S DAY?

     Love is in the air! It's February and we're two days away from Valentine's Day! Who doesn't want a piece of ass on the day of Love? Though, I'm not sure what I'm about to show is what you're thinking what I say a piece of ass. In fact, this gives new meaning to Chocolate Starfish even for me!

     Anyway, for those of you still looking for a last minute Valentine's Day gift for the one you love and unless you fell like risking your prospects of getting laid on overnight shipping, you'll probably want to get this out of the way. We all know that Chocolate and sex are both Valentine's Day staples, but if you really wanted to think outside of the heart-shaped box on Saturday, there's really only one option and I'm talking about....Are you ready?....The Edible Anus!

     Yes! The best gift ever! For just $38.95, plus the cost of expedited shipping since Valentine's Day is on Saturday, the company will ship you five boxes of white, milk and dark chocolate sphincters that no reasonable person wouldn't enjoy receiving as a gift! I think this is amazing! The minute that I saw it I was sold! Will my new bride like it? Probably not! She may even think that I'm psychotic for getting this for her, but she'll have a box of chocolate that is unique and that no one else has. Now, this is out of the box thinking! 

     The man behind the Edible Anus is Magnus Irvin and he first started Edible Anus by casting his own anus and making chocolate with it. BRILLIANT! The process, however, wasn't without any setbacks as Irvin said, "I poured the stuff in me bum and it all run past me nuts into my face!" Does your girl prefer jewelry over chocolate? Then you're in luck! Irvin doesn't only stop at chocolate starfishes. For an extra $1900, his company also offers custom bronze molds of your anus! They even wrap in a nice jewelry box to wrap as a gift. 

     I have to be really honest. I'm not sure if I should be really disgusted or really blown away with Irvin's creation. The chocolates are a brilliant idea for Valentine's Day, but to Bronze my anus for my wife? Yeah, I don't know. In fact, I'm not even sure that I can eat one of these chocolate anuses for real. It's a great gag gift, but the thought of eating one really makes me gag a little bit. Do you think they make them with nuts also? Okay....I just threw up a little. But I still love this idea. Take a look at the video below to see how it's all done:

 

S**TTY TREASURE

If you dropped any jewelry down a drain or in a steaming pile of you know what, would you want it back or would you just call it a loss? Well, a San Rafael, California woman is singing the praises of the district's sanitation workers after they recovered a gold necklace with sentimental value to it that she'd accidentally flushed down the toilet months earlier.

Ann Aulakh said that she woke up in the middle of the night in October and accidentally flushed her Italian gold Byzantine chain that her husband gave her on their first Christmas together in 1993. Aulakh heard a splash, but thought it just came from herself (ew!) and noticed her necklace was missing the next morning. She said that she touched her neck and realized that her chain wasn't there and put two and two together, realizing what had happened.

Aulakh's hubby, Jeet, tried to retrieve the necklace with a wet vac, but was unsuccessful. Several years ago, a burglar broke into the couple's home and stole all of Aulakh's jewelry, including heirlooms from her mom, except the gold necklace, earrings, and rings she was wearing at the time. She was convinced that the gold chain was gone forever, until her neighbor called the San Rafael Sanitation Department and left a message about the missing chain.

Last month, a sanitation district employee was performing a routine cleaning of the pipeline and discovered the necklace. The sewer maintenance supervisor remembered the phone message because she asked for the district's "jewelry recovery department." He went on to say that a lot of times when jewelry is down in the sewer, it will turn black from all the sewage. (Bulp!) A necklace is one thing that you can usually spot, but rings have to really looked for.

The district called the neighbor to let her know that they'd recovered the necklace, and she planned to wrap it up in a little box and surprise her friend, but before she could, a sanitary district, maintenance worker personally dropped it off at the Aulakh residence. Ann Aulakh said that she was shocked to the necklace back and even more impressed that it was cleaned, polished, and personally delivered! She went onto say that the necklace's clasp was broken and needs to be repaired, hence the drop in the toilet, but she also said that she was happy to get it back before Valentine's Day and her 19th Wedding Anniversary next week!

Now, the question is have you ever dropped anything of value in the toilet where you had to reach in and grab it? If so, would you be wearing it? I mean, I know that it's clean now, but the thought of all the urine and fecal matter that was one it before would make me feel pretty crappy! What do you guys think? Otherwise, what a great story!