Johnson was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after he apparently flayed mini-Johnson during his bizarre suicide bid early Wednesday morning. Doctors are said to have attempted to reattach the foot long (just kidding), but have been unsuccessful. I have to be honest, as I write this; I really have no sympathy for the Christ Bearer because who does this? First of all, who cuts off their own penis? Come on! Someone who is mentally unstable. What did your penis ever do to you except give you nothing but pure enjoyment. Second, I respect no one who tries to kill themselves. You have no respect for yourself? Why should I have any for you? Thirdly, if you were going to kill yourself, why would you do it out of a second floor window? If your going to do it, do it right and go to the rooftop and jump. Jumping out of the second floor only leads to injuries and unsuccessful suicide attempts like this.

Johnson is a member of the group, Northstar, which was discovered by Wu-Tang member RZA in 1998. The producer backed the duo for their 2004 debut album, RZA Presents Northstar. What can I say? Stupid people do stupid things. Now, because Johnson didn't get it right the first time, now he can change his nickname to "Stubs" and he can rap about trying to kill his penis-less self. I guess the the Wu-Tang Clan really "Ain't Nothin' to F**k With!"
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