As 19-year-old Dallas Archer was being booked at a Kingsport jail, a female corrections officer noticed an "unknown object" in the teenager's crotch during the search. They gave Archer a second look to make sure she was a girl before they proceeded. The jailer and the female officer then accompanied Archer to a bathroom for further examination, a review that led to the recovery of a "North American Arms 22 LR revolver (loaded), which Miss Archer had concealed in her vagina." A subsequent check did in fact reveal that the five-shot mini-revolver, which is four inches in length, had been stolen form an auto burglary back in 2013. If you ask me, that is one deep and talented vagina. Archer's next career move after prison, could very well be adult film.
The handgun, which police valued at $250, was owned by John Souther, a 70-year-old retired car salesman. Souther said that the gun was taken from his 1994 Mustang, which was "ransacked" last year while parked in his Kingsport carport. Souther said that police told him that the revolver had been recovered, but offered no other details. When they told him where the gun had been stashed, his only response was, "Oh, gosh!" He later noted that he would eventually like "the little fellow" returned, but added that the weapon would require "a bath in bleach." I still can't get over the fact that she jammed that thing up her hoo-hoo! That must've been like sticking a hot dog into a hallway!
Moving on; Archer was charged with gun possession and introducing contraband into a penal facility (no to be confused with penile). Archer was released from custody after posting $6000 bond. I can't stop thinking about what else can be hidden in her vagina? Can you imagine they pulled out a kitchen sink too? Or a car? There are so many jokes that can come out of this. Well, this blog is the place for stupidity, among other things and Archer can now join our Hall of Stupid!
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