SHOE BETCHA!

     Back when I was a young lad, I worked as a stock boy in a ladies shoe store named Dolcis in the Garden State Plaza Mall in Paramus, NJ. I was in only in high school when I worked there. So, we were young and had a lot of fun there. We used to have stock room brawls, our boss used to take us to strip clubs, and we just used to horse around because we were kids. I remember this one guy, Chuck, was such a pervert that he used to rearrange the floor mirrors in the perfect spot in the store so that we were able to see up the women's skirts when they tried on shoes, which at the time for us horny young guys, was like striking gold when a hot chick used to come in. Not every customer was gold, let me remind you. 

     Anyway, today's story about Paul Senzee, 40, from Florida, reminded me of Chuck. Senzee was recently arrested and charged with voyeurism after he used an iPhone hidden in his shoe to record "upskirt" images at a Walmart store. That is such a Chuck move! Senzee was nabbed in Sanford by store security guards after a woman began yelling at him for following her around the retailer giant and then sidling up next to her at the checkout line. What I don't get is how he his his iPhone in his shoe. How the hell do you do that? 

     Well, customer Lillie Kent told police the man had a hole cut in the top of his shoe. She first notice him in the toilet paper line, after he crept up behind her. When he kept following her and then stood close behind her at the cash register, she began screaming at him and demanded to have his shoes inspected. Security guards detained the man on Tuesday night. Police discovered an iPhone wedged into one of his black dress shoes. He tried to hide the device's lens by putting black tape around the hole in his shoes. Senzee was arrested on a felony of voyeurism. He was released on bail and is scheduled to be arraigned on September 30. 

     Seriously, is voyeurism such a crime? They make pornos about it. Yes, it's an invasion of privacy. Okay, I guess if I found out someone was taking upskirt shots of my fiancee, I may want to beat him senseless too, but what is Senzee doing that was any different than Chuck? I guess Chuck just never got caught and he left us with a barrel full of memories and laughs.