THIS CONDOM WILL NEVER LIE

     I remember back in the day, we were pretty much playing Russian roulette when we were having one night stands with girls we didn't really know. A lot of those one night stands would end up in sexually transmitted diseases. I'm happy to say, I was one of the lucky ones who never had that happen to me. I wrapped that thing two or three times before I went in on a girl I didn't know.  Well, a bunch of British teenage boys have found a cure for that. They've presented an idea for a condom that changes color based on whether its wearer has an STD. So, basically, a condom can glow yellow if the wearer has herpes? That is fantastic!

     Muaz Nawaz, Daanyaal Ali and Chirag Shah from London's Isaac Newton Academy shared their concept for the shade-shifting sheath at Teen Tech London. The modern day science fair challenged students to create technology that would make life simpler, better or easier. The teens said that the condoms would contain molecules that attach to the STD bacteria and shine with a fluorescent glow. The concept is called S.T. EYE, a play on the abbreviation for sexually transmitted infections that it is intended to recognize. The finished product might glow green for chlamydia, yellow for herpes and blue for syphilis!

     The boys said, "We wanted to make something that made detecting harmful STI's safer than ever before, so that people can take immediate action in the privacy of their own homes without the often-scary procedures at the doctors. We've made sure we're able to give peace of mind to users and let people act even more responsibly than ever before."

     For now, the innovative condoms remain just a concept in the mind of three teenage boys. Teen Tech has said, though, that a condom manufacturer has expressed interest in bringing the teens' colorful idea into a reality. The only thing that wasn't addressed was dealing with that awkward moment when you notice a fluorescent glow under the sheets. "Um, yeah! These condoms glow in the dark when they know you're really good in bed!" Hopefully, you have a really dumb girl, or guy, who doesn't read the news, or this blog, in the sack with you.