SEX DRIVE

     I remember one morning during one of the morning shows I worked for many, many years ago, we had a topic that was something like "Things people do while they're sitting in traffic." One truck driver called us that he'd seen a woman masturbating while he was sitting in traffic. Of course, the testosterone  in the studio raised through the roof and we needed to hear more! Well, apparently, since these 18-wheeler trucks ride so high, they can look down at the cars next to them. Apparently, the woman didn't realize and the truck driver saw her going to town on herself. He then told us that this wasn't the first time he's seen this while sitting in traffic and that it happens more than we know. According to the truck driver, he witnessed women pleasuring themselves more than he'd seen women lollipopping men while they were driving. The things we remember from many moons ago. 

      Well, it sounds like masturbating in the privacy of your own car isn't only an American thing. A British motorist recently crashed into the back of a van while she was pleasuring herself with a vibrator. The woman was stuck in traffic in Cirencester when her Mini Cooper suddenly lurched forward, plowing into the back of a stationary M&J Seafood vehicle. Hilarious! 

     The unidentified woman, in her mid-30s, properly got out of her car and swapped insurance details with the driver of the food truck. When the M&J Seafood bosses checked the footage from their vehicles rear camera, they noticed the woman pulling up her pants immediately after the accident happened. She was also allegedly holding a Rampant Rabbit-style sex toy. 

      The food truck driver was called into the office of the bosses and feared he was about to be fired since this was his first day on the job after job searching for months. The bosses told the driver it wasn't his fault and proceeded to show him the video clip, which obviously led to a roaring laughter. 

     The drive was never identified and the M&J Seafood Truck refused to release the clip. No, the clip above is not from the video. Sorry! The matter at "hand" is in the "hands" of the insurers now, but let this be a lesson to those who do masturbate in privacy of their cars. It can be just as dangerous as texting and driving.