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Wednesday, December 7, 2011

YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG PERSON....


I can't get enough of these two stories. I mean, I'm not a violent person, but I love seeing people get the crap beaten out of them for some reason. The first story actually hits close to where I'm living these days down here in South Jersey. It turns out, the events occurred on a River Line Railroad train out of Pennsauken, New Jersey.  A woman started abusing her "ginger" boyfriend, whom she claims had been cheating on her, by punching him, kicking him, and spitting on him. The woman was arrested at the next stop as the drama continued, and best of all, it was all caught on video, which you can watch above.

Lisa Alyounes, a pint-sized wannabe actress from Westville, NJ, got her wish in becoming a media sensation after her eight-minute violent video went viral on YouTube. I'm sure not quite the media attention she was looking for, but hey, take what you can get at this point, right? The beatdown she gave her boyfriend took place on November 29th, and the video was filmed by a passenger, but you'll see that her situation only got worse after the beat down.

When Transit police arrived at the 36th Street Station in Pennsauken, Alyounes started fighting them too. One passenger stated that she even kneed one of the cops in the groin twice. The cops did fight back, however, pinning Alyounes down on a bench and then eventually putting her face down on the train's platform. According to the Camden County Prosecutor's Office, Alyounes was charged with aggravated assault of a police officer and simple assault. Officials at the Camden County Jail said that Alyounes is being held on $15,000 bail, and is due in court this Friday. The best part of this story is that a "ginger" got the crap beaten out of him, and he got caught cheating! Seriously? A "ginger" who cheats? What nerve!


The second story that I can't get enough of is a story that's been all over Facebook and the Internet for the past few days. It's that story
of the 24-year-old Chicago kid who tried to mug and carjack a Mixed Martial Arts fighter, and paid a pretty hefty price of having his face pummeled, as you can see in the picture to your left.

Anthony Miranda, a convicted felon, was left bruised and beaten after he tried mugging and carjacking a man on Friday night in Chicago. The victim, however, was an unidentified Ultimate Fighting Championships (UFC) fighter, who was waiting for a friend in his car when Miranda approached and asked for a lighter. He then pulled a gun on the victim asking him for his valuables. Miranda then ordered the victim out of the car and pointed the gun at his chest, which the victim yanked away before disarming Miranda. The victim did say that a round went off before he put his attacker to the ground and pounded him. Miranda didn't want to give up as he fought and begged the victim to let him go. During the scuffle, Miranda did shoot himself in the ankle before police arrived and arrested him.

Miranda was charged with armed robbery and aggravated discharge of a firearm, and is being held on $350,000 bail. According to The Chicago Tribune, Miranda has "conducted burglaries before and was release from prison in March 2010". As for the unidentified UFC victim, he claims that he wasn't too shaken up over the incident because he's trained to survive. The look on Miranda's face on his mug shot says it all! How can you not love these stories that I shared with you today. Sometimes these stories write themselves!

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

World's Largest Sperm Bank says NO to Redheads

Nothing can be more hilarious than this story that came across my desk a couple of days ago. Apparently, the world's largest sperm bank, Cryos, has officially stopped taking sperm from red headed men. According to Gizmodo.com, despite the overall increase in donations the demand for red headed sperm just isn't that high. Sorry, Carrot Top, being a 'Ginger' is just not the 'in thing' these days!

It turns out, sterile couples just don't want to make red headed babies anymore, but did they really ever want to? I mean I always thought that red heads were made on accident or were only adopted or even inherited, hence the term 'beaten like a red headed stepchild!'

Cryos director, Ole Schou, went on record to state that 'unless a woman's partner was a "ginger" or she had a preference for red hair, he didn't see many people choosing red hair over other types of hair.' In fact, Schou says, "The only country where the specimens are flying off the shelves is Ireland." Which makes sense to me since many of the "gingers" that I know are predominantly Irish, and any red head who isn't Irish is usually a fake red head, but then again, why would anyone want to fake being a 'ginger'?

Cryos ships sperm to more than 65 countries around the globe. Donors can score up to $500 a pop for their semen. Schou also noted that men with brown hair and brown are are their top-sellers. Hmmmmm....$500 a pop? I have brown hair and brown eyes. This might be something to think about when things get really tough financially. Sorry, redheads! Once again, you're S.O.L.

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