PORN STAR PROM DATE.....

 Okay, so what guy has never had this dream before? I’m talking about asking a porn star to be your date for the prom. We've seen it done in movies, and we've even heard it done on Howard Stern's radio show, but I have to say that it takes some pretty big balls to try to go about the task on your own and actually succeed, only to hear that your school prohibits the date! What a bummer this story turns out to be, and once again, I see nothing wrong with what this kid did.

It turns out, Mike Stone, a Minnesota high school senior, turned to the porn industry to seek out a prom date by sending dozens of Twitter messages to Hollywood celebrities, but mostly porn actresses. Maybe seeing this tactic work with a couple of Marines and Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis, Stone figured he'd give it s shot. Well, Stone seems to have received two responses from two porn stars, Megan Piper and Emy Reyes. Both women agreed to accompany Stone to his May 12 prom at Tartan High School in Oakdale, Minnesota, a St. Paul suburb. Piper, who claims that she didn't even go to her own high school prom, was the first to accept Stone's invite via Twitter by replying, "If you can get me there, then yes!"

Unfortunately, the school's Superintendent is putting a kabosh on the whole idea by prohibiting such a date to take place at the school stating that school policy does not allow a visitor at school functions if it is not in the best interest of the students. Why did "Big Mouth" Stone even say anything? First of all, how would the school Superintendent even know whom he was bringing, unless someone ratted him out, or Stone was completely bragging about his date out loud! I would've just that said she was my girlfriend, and she goes to another school! What an idiot!

 Not wanting to cancel his night with Reyes and Piper (who can blame him?), Stone said he will have an alternative prom somewhere else, and says that he will host it the same time as the school's prom. Now, this kid was thinking! Then again, for Piper that would defeat the purpose of her going since she would never fulfill her dream of going to the prom. And if this date does still, in fact, happen; it looks like Stone, the dorky looking kid in the photo above, will find himself in a porn star sandwich! Isn't that another thing that us guys always dream about? Well, on behalf of every man in America......GOOD LUCK, Mike Stone! Live the dream, kid!

Frankly, my dear I don't give a .....WOAH!!!

So, earlier in the week, I received a text message from a friend with a link to a couple of nude photos of, what seemed to be, actress Scarlett Johansson. A little skeptical about the pics being real, I started to to do a little research about possible nude photos of Miss Johansson being leaked on the Internet, and as most of you know by now, her iPhone was indeed hacked, which included naked pictures of herself. She's actually been working with the FBI to track down the hacker, who's also hacked the phones of Demi Lovato and Selena 'Bieber' Gomez.  Scarlett's also hired a legal team to take down the photos everywhere.  (The photos I've posted are covered, so they should be OK.) I guess my question was answered! These photos were legit!

Now, a couple of days later, "Friends with Benefits" star Mila Kunis reported that her iPhone had also been hacked, and that there were pictures on her phone that she hoped to stop from leaking onto the Internet. I haven't seen these photos yet, but from I hear a lot less provocative than Scarlett Johannson's. Sorry, fellas! But, and this is a big 'But', Miss Kunis, did have shirtless (and possibly bottomless) pics of "Friends with Benefits" co-star Justin Timberlake wearing her pink panties on his head. The reason why this is a big 'But' is because the two have denied any reports of any sort of a romantic relationship and that they're relationship was strictly as 'friends'.

The reason why I chose this story to be my last blog of this week is because stupidity is hilarious! First, Scarlett Johannson, why would you leave the nude pics of yourself on your phone? The story never mentioned if she took the pics to text or email them to her boyfriend, but even if she did, which might've been worse for her, but wouldn't you just delete the evidence? I mean, God knows, at one time or another, we've all lost our phones, whether we misplaced or simply had it stolen. So, why would you keep something so private on your phone if you didn't want anybody to see them? Unless, you enjoyed looking at the nude pics of yourself often, I feel that you wanted to get caught. Or is this just a publicity stunt since Miss Johannson's career is really going nowhere? She might be a star, but can you name any good movies she's starred in?

Don't get me wrong, I'm sure that, at one time or another, we've all sent something provocative to our other halves, but use your brain and delete the photos because if we've learned anything at all from celebs like Tommy Lee, Pam Anderson, Paris Hilton, and Kim Kardashian, nothing is sacred! As for you, Mila Kunis, does anyone really care that you and Justin Timberlake are together? Why hide it? To save your career? If you like each other's company and you like seeing your pink panties on his head, who cares? I feel horrible that your phones got hacked, but it's your own stupidity for keeping these photos on your phones and you deserve any negative publicity that you're receiving. Unfortunately, Scarlett Johannson's case is a bit worse than yours, Mila Kunis! We get to see her naked, and from you we get to see a naked Justin Timberlake? Yuck!

Check it this story:  http://www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/875674-scarlett-johansson-v-mila-kunis-naked-photo-celebrity-face-off

or read this:

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1670846/scarlett-johansson-nude-photos.jhtml