NFL-LIKE DRAFT FOR PROM

     With Draft Day coming up, I absolutely love this story! So, apparently, a Newport Beach, California high school is throwing a yellow flag on students who were caught running an NFL-like "prom draft," which ranks female students and allows boys to pay as much as $140 for a first-round pick. THIS IS AWESOME! Why didn't we think about this when we were in high school? Maybe it's because we would've gotten into some trouble like these kids did? 

     Corona del Mar High School principal, Kathy Scott sent an email to parents after word spread about the bracket for the June 7 prom. Scott said in the email, "This 'draft' appears to be similar to a sports draft. From what I understand is that male students purchase draft tickets and females are 'drafted' as dates for the prom. I do not believe this is intended to be harmful, but this is not behavior that is consistent with our school's outstanding reputation." 

     One junior at the Orange County school paid $140 for a top pick so he could select a particular girl. One student who did not leave a name said, "It's awkward because he spent a large amount of money to go with someone he doesn't even talk to, and she finds it awkward that he even chose her." He went on to say that his classmates have mixed feelings about the draft, which was also held last year, but everyone seemed to honor the picks. That's pretty interesting. Back in the day, the girl's would not have cooperated. You would have heard things like, "Ew, no way! I'm not going with him!" But he says, "A lot of the girls respect the draft and stick with those dates."

     The school is actually still recovering from a cheating scandal,which happened back in December, when a tutor was busted for allegedly helping a group of students hack into their teacher's computers to changer their grades. In January, officials expelled 11 students who were linked to the scandal. I have to be honest; this school sounds awesome! They're hackers and sports fans and future entrepreneurs! Seeing a draft like this in my high school would have been awesome! Especially to see the dorky kid who had rich parents taking the hottest girl in school to the prom. My one question, though, is where does the money go? Does the $140 go to the girl that got drafted? Or does it go to the guy running the draft? Either way, this would have made going to the prom so much more fun!

PORN STAR PROM DATE.....

 Okay, so what guy has never had this dream before? I’m talking about asking a porn star to be your date for the prom. We've seen it done in movies, and we've even heard it done on Howard Stern's radio show, but I have to say that it takes some pretty big balls to try to go about the task on your own and actually succeed, only to hear that your school prohibits the date! What a bummer this story turns out to be, and once again, I see nothing wrong with what this kid did.

It turns out, Mike Stone, a Minnesota high school senior, turned to the porn industry to seek out a prom date by sending dozens of Twitter messages to Hollywood celebrities, but mostly porn actresses. Maybe seeing this tactic work with a couple of Marines and Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis, Stone figured he'd give it s shot. Well, Stone seems to have received two responses from two porn stars, Megan Piper and Emy Reyes. Both women agreed to accompany Stone to his May 12 prom at Tartan High School in Oakdale, Minnesota, a St. Paul suburb. Piper, who claims that she didn't even go to her own high school prom, was the first to accept Stone's invite via Twitter by replying, "If you can get me there, then yes!"

Unfortunately, the school's Superintendent is putting a kabosh on the whole idea by prohibiting such a date to take place at the school stating that school policy does not allow a visitor at school functions if it is not in the best interest of the students. Why did "Big Mouth" Stone even say anything? First of all, how would the school Superintendent even know whom he was bringing, unless someone ratted him out, or Stone was completely bragging about his date out loud! I would've just that said she was my girlfriend, and she goes to another school! What an idiot!

 Not wanting to cancel his night with Reyes and Piper (who can blame him?), Stone said he will have an alternative prom somewhere else, and says that he will host it the same time as the school's prom. Now, this kid was thinking! Then again, for Piper that would defeat the purpose of her going since she would never fulfill her dream of going to the prom. And if this date does still, in fact, happen; it looks like Stone, the dorky looking kid in the photo above, will find himself in a porn star sandwich! Isn't that another thing that us guys always dream about? Well, on behalf of every man in America......GOOD LUCK, Mike Stone! Live the dream, kid!