NFL-LIKE DRAFT FOR PROM

     With Draft Day coming up, I absolutely love this story! So, apparently, a Newport Beach, California high school is throwing a yellow flag on students who were caught running an NFL-like "prom draft," which ranks female students and allows boys to pay as much as $140 for a first-round pick. THIS IS AWESOME! Why didn't we think about this when we were in high school? Maybe it's because we would've gotten into some trouble like these kids did? 

     Corona del Mar High School principal, Kathy Scott sent an email to parents after word spread about the bracket for the June 7 prom. Scott said in the email, "This 'draft' appears to be similar to a sports draft. From what I understand is that male students purchase draft tickets and females are 'drafted' as dates for the prom. I do not believe this is intended to be harmful, but this is not behavior that is consistent with our school's outstanding reputation." 

     One junior at the Orange County school paid $140 for a top pick so he could select a particular girl. One student who did not leave a name said, "It's awkward because he spent a large amount of money to go with someone he doesn't even talk to, and she finds it awkward that he even chose her." He went on to say that his classmates have mixed feelings about the draft, which was also held last year, but everyone seemed to honor the picks. That's pretty interesting. Back in the day, the girl's would not have cooperated. You would have heard things like, "Ew, no way! I'm not going with him!" But he says, "A lot of the girls respect the draft and stick with those dates."

     The school is actually still recovering from a cheating scandal,which happened back in December, when a tutor was busted for allegedly helping a group of students hack into their teacher's computers to changer their grades. In January, officials expelled 11 students who were linked to the scandal. I have to be honest; this school sounds awesome! They're hackers and sports fans and future entrepreneurs! Seeing a draft like this in my high school would have been awesome! Especially to see the dorky kid who had rich parents taking the hottest girl in school to the prom. My one question, though, is where does the money go? Does the $140 go to the girl that got drafted? Or does it go to the guy running the draft? Either way, this would have made going to the prom so much more fun!

WOULD YOU FILM A PORN TO SAVE YOUR FAMILY?

If you needed quick cash to save your family from poverty, would you turn to porn? Better yet, what would you do to make quick cash to prevent your family from going broke? Well, Nadya Suleman, better known as "Octomom", is now reversing her previous vows to never do a skin flick to financially support her 14 children. Suleman, who is 36, gained notoriety after giving birth in 2009 to octuplets via in vitro fertilization. She is now facing eviction from her Orange County, California home and is said to be filing for bankruptcy this week.

Suleman told one entertainment show that if the opportunity comes up, she'll be the first to eat her words because all that matters is that she can take care of her family. While Suleman is no longer swearing off X-Rated films, she did say that she would not kiss or touch anybody. WHAT? Does this make sense to anybody? So, she's pretty much going to lay there like a wet noodle? What porno company will pay top dollar for that? First of all, if you couldn't afford 8 kids, then why did you have them? In vitro is clearly controlled. You can decide if you want to be pregnant or not through that process. Now, you're okay with filming a porno, but no one is allowed to kiss you and you won't touch anyone? This makes absolutely no sense. Just go to Hugh Hefner and do a photo shoot to avoid any kissing and touching! Then again, Hef might make her do that too, only not on film!

 Anyway, Suleman stated that she's had to make some very difficult decisions this year and filing for Chapter 7 was one of them, but she has to do what is best for her children, and she could actually use a fresh start. Earlier this month, she told NBC's "Today" show that she wouldn't do porn after she posed topless with her arm across her chest for a British magazine, which paid her $8,000.

The Octomom went on to say that she was not going to allow her kids to be homeless and that she was terrified. She also admitted to receiving $2,000 a month from the state of California after she declared earlier that she would never go on welfare.

Back in March, Vivid Entertainment head honcho Steve Hirsch made Suleman an offer of $100,000 if she stars in three hardcore sex scenes, which was a far lower price than the $1 million carrot he dangled in front of her face back in 2009. If you're looking for someone who made some bad decisions in their life, look up Nadya Suleman, though, I'm sure having 8 kids through injection seemed like a good idea at the time!