ARE YOU ONE OF HER EX-BOYFRIENDS?

No, this is not my sister! Let's just clear that up first! Maybe a distant relative or something, but this girl is nuts! This is 22-year-old Barbara Wu from the University of California, Riverside, a love-scorned student who is now being accused of attempting to "woo" two of her ex-boyfriends into killing two of her other ex-boyfriends in what seems to be one of the boldest murder-for-hire plots ever. Then again, haven't we seen made-for-TV movies about this topic many times? Or is it a women lures a young man into killing her husband. Either way, this is pretty screwed up! Would you kill for this face? I know I wouldn't, but for some of you guys with "Yellow Fever" out there, maybe her sweet smile could lure you in, as well. Maybe you're even one her exes and were a target to be killed. Like I said, screwed up!

Wu came face to face with her former flames in court last Friday amidst the disturbing allegations of soliciting murder, making terrorist threats and stalking them. One of her exes, Dennis Lin, no relation to Jeremy, told the court he was asked to abduct another ex of hers, kill him and dump his body. Wu and Lin dated in 2009 and 2010. He should've left her the first time! Why go back for seconds? Damn! Lin said, "She asked me to kidnap him, tie him up so she could break his legs with a bat, to 'motorcycle' him and then to somehow kill him and then dispose of the body." I have to ask, how does one person 'motorcycle' another person? Do they ride them like a motorcycle? Or is that when they drag his body around tied to a motorcycle? Either way, can anyone imagine this girl saying these things? Lin told police, "Since I'm now an ex-boyfriend, I fear for my life!" I'm sorry! I look at her selfie above and have to laugh when a guy says he 'fears for his life' because of this girl. Maybe she's more psychotic than she looks. 

After Wu's arrest on May 23, a second man came forward claiming to have also dated Wu, during which time he was also asked to kill one of her former flames. After breaking up with her in an email in December 2012, he told the court that he realized, to his utter horror, that he'd become one of her victims as well. He says, "She guarded the door with a knife, she tried to attack me with a knife and that's all I remember." Apparently, Wu also vandalized his car and posted his picture, cell phone number and address in a Craigslist ad for sex. Wu's attorney argued that she was a victim of domestic abuse with her proclaimed victim admitting to having punched her, but it seemed to be in self-defense as she attacked him with a knife first. 

Wu's attorney might be as crazy as she is. Her attorney also claims the man was inciting any stress from Wu by giving her mixed signals after the breakup as she asked, "Why did you go over to her house and have sex with her?" The man answered, "Cause she kept calling me!" His answer should've been, "Because I'm a guy and if a girl tells me to come and have sex with her, I'll do it!" Anyway, Wu's hearing continues today. She faces six felony charges and is being held on $500,000 bail. Oh, yeah! And she's pleaded not guilty! I'm dying to see how this turns out! On one hand, I kind of want her to get busted for trying to get away with this because it's just hilarious! On the other hand, if she really didn't do this, I feel bad that she dated some real douchebags, but come on....two guys, who don't know each other, have come forward with the same testimony. It doesn't look too good for Wu!

MARIJUANA MIX-UP

Unfortunately, it's not what it looks like. A super at a Brooklyn high-rise sure was fooled, though! Building superintendent Christian Delarosa, 34, found these mysterious little potted plants on the rooftop of the building when he went up there to check the roof for leaks and immediately called the police after his little discovery. The police, who responded to a report of a marijuana farm on the Brooklyn rooftop, arrived only to discover 15 Solo cups with leafy green saplings sprouting out of them, which could look like marijuana to someone who doesn't know what marijuana looks like, but they were simply tomato plants. Doh!

According to police records, a lieutenant and two officers went to the Lefferts Avenue building in Prospect Lefferts Gardens at 9:30 am after Delarosa found more than 15 of these Solo cups. Delarosa said, “I don't know much about plants. I'm not good with that. When I saw them, the first thing I thought was 'Oh my God!' Right there, I looked it up on my phone and they looked close to marijuana plants, but I thought I should call someone who knew about plants, so I called the police." Really? Am I the only one who thinks this Delarosa guy is a moron? First of all, if someone leaves these plants on the rooftop, it's public domain. I would've put them in a box and privately asked someone who knew about plants to take a look at them. If they were pot plants, I would've taken the buds off and sold them to make some extra cash. If I found out they were tomato plants, which would've saved me a world of embarrassment with the police and my neighbors. Like I said--"Moron!"

According to Delarosa, when the police arrived, they were just as puzzled and couldn't tell right away either. Are you kidding me? Even experts can't understand how the cops could have confused the two. Mikeal Roose, chairman of Botany and Plant Sciences at the University of California, Riverside, said, "They're not even the same species; they're not the same genus. I don't even think they're part of the same family. It's very hard for me to see that somebody could confuse the two. If you put the leaves side by side, you wouldn't be able to mistake them." What I don't understand is that these are New York City cops! How can they not know what a marijuana plant looks like? Then again, it's the D.E.A. who probably handles most of those cases anyway. 

The officers eventually caught on to the difference and closed the investigation, leaving the tomatoes where they stood. The unidentified owner of the tomato stash won't have to deal with the police since they really did nothing wrong, but they will have to deal with the super who cut off any future access to the rooftop. That's dumb! This unidentified person was clearly trying to grow their own tomatoes. Where else can they do it other than the rooftop? It's not like they have a yard to grow things. It's not their fault that you, Mr. Delarosa, are agriculturally illiterate! I don't understand why this tomato grower has to be punished because of your embarrassing mistake. What a shame!