THREE'S COMPANY

Every guy fantasizes about having a threesome, but how many actually refuse to have one? Better yet, how many refuse to have a threesome and get stabbed in the eye for it? That's what La Crystal King-Woolfork did to her boyfriend. Okay, first of all, shorten your name! For the love of God! Do you really need to have four names? Maybe your man might have had that threesome with you if you had a shorter name. 

Anyway, King-Woolfork, from Florida, stabbed her boyfriend in the eye after he refused to have a threesome with her and a female friend. Who does that? She allegedly freaked out when her lover said no to sex after she drunkenly stumbled into their Vero Beach home at 4 a.m. on September 27. According to police, the 28-year-old grabbed a large knife and rammed it into his face, but her victim managed to disarm his psychotic girlfriend and hid the weapon between the mattress of the bed before fleeing the scene. After calling the authorities, the boyfriend was taken to Indian River Medical Center to be treated for a 4-inch laceration to his right shoulder and a small cut to his head. King-Woolfork was arrested and charged with attempted murder.

One news source reports that she denies stabbing the victim, but did confess to hitting her partner several times with a metal candle holder after he allegedly banged her head several times during the resulting scuffle. My guess is that she was so wasted that she thought the knife was a metal candle holder, and to be honest, if someone came at me with a knife, your damn straight I'm going to bang your head several times against the wall. 

The bottom line is this guy was attacked for not wanting to have a threesome. Did it ever occur to anyone that the other girl was an absolute pig and he would be risking his life having sex with that other person. Oh, wait! His girlfriend is also an absolute pig and he did risk his life just being with her. I guess this guy loses either way!

THEY PICKED THE BLUE PILL

What the hell is wrong with teenagers these days? Are we this doomed as a society that our teens are trying to kill out of pure boredom? They say if you hit your kid, its considered child abuse instead of discipline. I'll tell you what; there are many adults that I know who turned out fine and we all grew up in an age where we were spanked or smacked in the face out of discipline. This needs to come back; otherwise we will keep having crimes like this one. 

So, two teen boys from Spokane, Washington were arrested after allegedly attacking one of their mothers with a sword and actually talking about eating her liver. Again, what the hell is wrong with these kids? Deputies found the bloodied woman sprawled out across her bedside with two knives and a sword with a bent handle early Tuesday morning. The unidentified woman was hospitalized and is in stable condition. There was no sign of forced entry in her Spokane home, so the deputies turned to those with access to the home, which led them to her 13-year-old son and his 14-year-old friend. 

It seems the suspected duo fled the scene in the Dodge Durango SUV that belonged to the 13-year-old's father.  The police finally tracked the boys down at the end of the alleged crime spree that included crashing the Dodge into the side of a trailer home and breaking into a house to hide out in. Bizarrely, the boys caused around $2,000 in damages to the trailer home by throwing hammers at the windows, walls and doors. Is this a growing trend or something? This is the third time in a month that I read a story like this where kids were trashing a home. I would ring these kids’ necks!

According to the sheriff's office, the 13-year-old admitted that he encouraged his friend to murder his mom with the sword and ear her liver while under the influence of "blue pills." He said he never would have considered committing these acts had he been sober. What kind of blue pills did these two consume? It couldn't have been Viagra. They would have been stabbing the mother with another sword. Did they take Aleve? Did that possible make these idiots go nuts?

Anyway, authorities say they booked both teens in juvenile detention on suspicion of second-degree assault, taking a motor vehicle without permission, hit-and-run, burglary and malicious mischief. WHAT? How about attempted murder? Was the life of the woman who gave birth to one of these monsters not worth it? These kids would be getting away with murder if they get off on these charges. We need to be able to start beating our kids again when they are out of line! That's the bottom line!

BEST DIE?

That vacation felt great! I got to spend some time with some people that I haven't seen in years while seeing the beauty this great nation has to offer. Now, back to the buzzkilling! Okay, maybe a bad choice of words on my part, but this is 29-year-old James Tadros of Jacksonville, Florida. He is being charged with trying to kill a 9-year-old girl in a Best Buy bathroom by jamming a plastic bag over her head and stuffing her face in a toilet before employees finally decided to intervene. That's right! This a-hole, who is probably four times the girl's size, thought it might be fun to kill a little girl. Why do people think the way they do?

One customer heard the girl screaming and crying inside the women's restroom at the Jacksonville Best Buy store and notified store staff right away. An employee looked under the stall and discovered a horrific scene. Tadros had kicked and beaten the girl bloody and was forcing her head inside the toilet. The 6-foot, 250-pound bully dropped the girl, and she escaped beneath the stall to one employee who whisked her out of the restroom. Other Best Buy employees held Tadros down until sheriff's deputies arrived. This guy is absolutely psychotic!

The girl told investigators that Tadros was an absolute stranger and he punched and kicked her before putting the bag over her head. So, there was no relation to the little girl at all. So, basically, Tadros thought it would be a great idea to walk into a Best Buy find a 9-year-old and beat the everlasting piss out of her. I'm not sure this guy is the type of guy you would want babysitting your kids. Not that I condone child molestation, but I'm a little surprised that he chose to beat her rather than to sexually abuse the little girl, which tells me he was out to hurt someone. Why a little girl rather than a little boy? Why a child as opposed to an adult? Sounds like this guy, Tadros, might be nothing but a pussy! There, I said it! 

 Surveillance video shows Tadros luring the girl away from her mother before the attack. He was taken to the police station where he trashed the interview room and was charged with attempted murder, false imprisonment and criminal mischief. Best Buy spokesman Jon Sandler said the company offered counseling for the employees involved, who were vigilant enough to be heroes. They basically saved that little girls life. Tadros is just another guy who needs to stay behind bars and out of society. Who acts like this but someone mentally unstable? How can we assure our children safety when you have psychos like this guy around? There had to have been a motive. If not, this guy is sicker than I thought.

ARE YOU ONE OF HER EX-BOYFRIENDS?

No, this is not my sister! Let's just clear that up first! Maybe a distant relative or something, but this girl is nuts! This is 22-year-old Barbara Wu from the University of California, Riverside, a love-scorned student who is now being accused of attempting to "woo" two of her ex-boyfriends into killing two of her other ex-boyfriends in what seems to be one of the boldest murder-for-hire plots ever. Then again, haven't we seen made-for-TV movies about this topic many times? Or is it a women lures a young man into killing her husband. Either way, this is pretty screwed up! Would you kill for this face? I know I wouldn't, but for some of you guys with "Yellow Fever" out there, maybe her sweet smile could lure you in, as well. Maybe you're even one her exes and were a target to be killed. Like I said, screwed up!

Wu came face to face with her former flames in court last Friday amidst the disturbing allegations of soliciting murder, making terrorist threats and stalking them. One of her exes, Dennis Lin, no relation to Jeremy, told the court he was asked to abduct another ex of hers, kill him and dump his body. Wu and Lin dated in 2009 and 2010. He should've left her the first time! Why go back for seconds? Damn! Lin said, "She asked me to kidnap him, tie him up so she could break his legs with a bat, to 'motorcycle' him and then to somehow kill him and then dispose of the body." I have to ask, how does one person 'motorcycle' another person? Do they ride them like a motorcycle? Or is that when they drag his body around tied to a motorcycle? Either way, can anyone imagine this girl saying these things? Lin told police, "Since I'm now an ex-boyfriend, I fear for my life!" I'm sorry! I look at her selfie above and have to laugh when a guy says he 'fears for his life' because of this girl. Maybe she's more psychotic than she looks. 

After Wu's arrest on May 23, a second man came forward claiming to have also dated Wu, during which time he was also asked to kill one of her former flames. After breaking up with her in an email in December 2012, he told the court that he realized, to his utter horror, that he'd become one of her victims as well. He says, "She guarded the door with a knife, she tried to attack me with a knife and that's all I remember." Apparently, Wu also vandalized his car and posted his picture, cell phone number and address in a Craigslist ad for sex. Wu's attorney argued that she was a victim of domestic abuse with her proclaimed victim admitting to having punched her, but it seemed to be in self-defense as she attacked him with a knife first. 

Wu's attorney might be as crazy as she is. Her attorney also claims the man was inciting any stress from Wu by giving her mixed signals after the breakup as she asked, "Why did you go over to her house and have sex with her?" The man answered, "Cause she kept calling me!" His answer should've been, "Because I'm a guy and if a girl tells me to come and have sex with her, I'll do it!" Anyway, Wu's hearing continues today. She faces six felony charges and is being held on $500,000 bail. Oh, yeah! And she's pleaded not guilty! I'm dying to see how this turns out! On one hand, I kind of want her to get busted for trying to get away with this because it's just hilarious! On the other hand, if she really didn't do this, I feel bad that she dated some real douchebags, but come on....two guys, who don't know each other, have come forward with the same testimony. It doesn't look too good for Wu!

THE PANHANDLING ARSON

Did you ever wonder what goes through panhandler's head's when you don't give them your spare change? I mean, I personally, never thought about it. Sometimes, if I have it, I'll throw some change in their cup to 'pay it forward', but we all know where that change is going. That's why sometimes, I choose to ignore them. Growing up in the New York area, you kind of grow accustomed to ignoring panhandlers. Well, one panhandler in Long Beach, California, apparently had enough of the ignoring treatment and decided to do something about it. He set a man's car on fire after the man refused to give him change. Yup! Take a look at the photo! Panhandlers are now bullying people for their spare change. What is this world coming to? 

The victim, a 63-year-old man, was approached by the panhandler, 37, outside a 7-Eleven store in Long Beach this past Friday afternoon. The older gentleman simply said "No" and continued to walk into the convenience store. It sounds like something any of us would do if we didn't have any spare change on us. As the older gentleman was leaving, the panhandler followed him to his SUV, and then poured a flammable substance through an open window, dousing the victim and his car. Then, he lit it on fire and in minutes the truck and its passenger were engulfed in flames. What a mess!

One eyewitness said that with one door open you can actually see the entire inside of the truck was ablaze. He continued to say that the man came out of his truck and his entire shirt and head were on fire. He said it was like a horror scene in a movie. The victim suffered third-degree burns and is in critical condition at a local hospital.

Police have arrested the panhandler, who will likely be charged with arson and attempted murder. Authorities are calling it a random act of violence. The two men are not believed to have known each other. Neighbors told a local news station that they had often seen the panhandler in the area, but never suspected he was capable of something so horrific. I have a question, though; where the hell did this guy find the money to buy lighter fluid? I just can't believe that this is what it's coming to when you don't give people your spare change? What's next? You get your throat sliced because you don't have a quarter in your pocket? This happened in Long Beach, California, no less! People are so much more laid back over there on the west coast. This older gentleman must have been rude to this particular panhandler on more than one occasion. It doesn't make it right, though! Innocent people getting hurt on a daily basis....Maybe the world is coming to an end.