HALL OF FAME CHEAPSKATE....WHAT A SAPP!

     Besides being in the NFL Hall of Fame, is Warren Sapp even relevant anymore? I mean really? Who cares? Look at Michael Strahan. At least, he went on to become a co-host on one of the top morning shows in America. Yeah, so what a homeless man tried to kill him this morning. The point is that he's still relevant. Warren Sapp? Not so much! 

     Anyway, the former Tampa Bay Buccaneers defensive tackle was recently flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct this past Tuesday when he was outed on Twitter for not leaving a tip for a 26-year-old waitress after watching the U.S. versus Belgium World Cup game at Upper Deck Sports Bar and Grill in Miami. The bill, which cost only $69.39, was left with a message written in by Sapp saying "Boys don't tip." What did that mean? Well, apparently, Sapp did not like it when the waitress called him and his friends "boys." Are you kidding? 

     Sapp allegedly defended his actions on Twitter by also saying that the service was indeed poor as well. He tweeted, "She kept calling us boys so the tip Fit! I left it was horrible and service was the worst!" What a jackass! Who is not smart enough to know that these servers live off the tips their patrons give them. I don't care if she called you a boy, a dog, or a girl, she still deserved to be tipped because she provided a service to you. This is why some people don't deserve to have money!

     The waitress, who is only going by the name Corey, gave her side of the story saying, "I walked over to his table. It was him and one other guy and I said, 'Hey boys, what can I get you to drink?' And he was like 'We're not boys. I'm a man.'" Sounds to me that someone is a bit insecure. Anyway, Corey went on to say that saying, "Hey, men, what do you want to drink?" sounds a little weird, so she goes with 'boys' a lot because it's youthful and general. She also added that she didn't think calling them 'boys' was offensive and that if she walked up to a table of girls, she would have said, "Hey, girls" or "Hey, ladies."

     A manager at Upper Deck Sports Bar and Grille said that they would investigate if the service was poor, which Corey also defended. She said that he arrived at the bar at around 3:20 pm....And he left probably an hour after the match and that his service wasn't terrible. If he hung around an hour after the match, I highly doubt that his service was terrible. If the service was that bad, he should have left. He was in Miami. I'm sure every bar in that city had the World Cup game on. Corey went on to say that she also did not post the receipt on Twitter. She sent the photo to her sister who posted it to social media, which lead it to go viral. 

     Corey said that Sapp wasn't the first famous athlete that she's served. She also once served Hall of Famer Dan Marino, whom she said was the 'nicest person ever' and they even talked about Ace Ventura. All I have to say is that it sounds to me that she caught Warren Sapp in one of his bad moods. He probably wasn't in a good mood and hearing some random girl call him a boy didn't help his mood. That's still no excuse no to tip someone who served you. From what I hear, being cheap is a common practice for celebrities who wipe their asses with $100 dollar bills! Warren Sapp should be ashamed of himself.    

THEY PICKED THE BLUE PILL

What the hell is wrong with teenagers these days? Are we this doomed as a society that our teens are trying to kill out of pure boredom? They say if you hit your kid, its considered child abuse instead of discipline. I'll tell you what; there are many adults that I know who turned out fine and we all grew up in an age where we were spanked or smacked in the face out of discipline. This needs to come back; otherwise we will keep having crimes like this one. 

So, two teen boys from Spokane, Washington were arrested after allegedly attacking one of their mothers with a sword and actually talking about eating her liver. Again, what the hell is wrong with these kids? Deputies found the bloodied woman sprawled out across her bedside with two knives and a sword with a bent handle early Tuesday morning. The unidentified woman was hospitalized and is in stable condition. There was no sign of forced entry in her Spokane home, so the deputies turned to those with access to the home, which led them to her 13-year-old son and his 14-year-old friend. 

It seems the suspected duo fled the scene in the Dodge Durango SUV that belonged to the 13-year-old's father.  The police finally tracked the boys down at the end of the alleged crime spree that included crashing the Dodge into the side of a trailer home and breaking into a house to hide out in. Bizarrely, the boys caused around $2,000 in damages to the trailer home by throwing hammers at the windows, walls and doors. Is this a growing trend or something? This is the third time in a month that I read a story like this where kids were trashing a home. I would ring these kids’ necks!

According to the sheriff's office, the 13-year-old admitted that he encouraged his friend to murder his mom with the sword and ear her liver while under the influence of "blue pills." He said he never would have considered committing these acts had he been sober. What kind of blue pills did these two consume? It couldn't have been Viagra. They would have been stabbing the mother with another sword. Did they take Aleve? Did that possible make these idiots go nuts?

Anyway, authorities say they booked both teens in juvenile detention on suspicion of second-degree assault, taking a motor vehicle without permission, hit-and-run, burglary and malicious mischief. WHAT? How about attempted murder? Was the life of the woman who gave birth to one of these monsters not worth it? These kids would be getting away with murder if they get off on these charges. We need to be able to start beating our kids again when they are out of line! That's the bottom line!

HOCKEY MOM ON TRIAL FOR BANGING SON'S TEAMMATES

I feel like I've told you this story before, but I haven't. It's the same story with just different players. How can you not love these stories, though? Now, if only we can find a MILF out of these stories, they would be worth fantasizing about.

Anyway, Kathia Davis of Laguna Nigel, California was recently put on trial to face charges that she had sex with two boys, ages 13 and 16, from her son's hockey team and gave them alcohol on many occasions. That's right! Davis is claiming that the boys pursued her, but has she taken a look in the mirror lately? Boys their age would not be pursuing a mongrel like her unless they were really desperate. She did admit to having sex with the older boy in 2010 and 2011, thinking that he was 18. She denied anything happened with the younger boy despite his multiple advances back in 2005. So, she says!

According to prosecutors, Davis committed the sex acts at parties she held for the teenagers in her home, though Davis's lawyers denied the claims, saying that the parties were for the hockey team parents and that the teens obtained the alcohol without permission. Davis's lawyer went on to say that the younger boy 'became enamored with Kathia' and started crossing the line by sending provocative text messages saying that he was in the mood. Davis remained adamant about that being the farthest things got with the 13-year-old. 

At first, Davis denied any sexual relations with either boy, though; I really think it should be the other way around. She eventually admitted to investigators back in September that she did have sex with the 16-year-old because she thought that he was the same age as her son. WHAT? Should that even matter? She's 47 and thinks it's okay to have sex with someone her son's age? Though, all adolescent males dream about this, morally this should not happen! Especially with this pig!  

The mother of the older victim told a grand jury back in 2005 that Davis gave her son and the other boy alcohol during a sleepover at her house after a tournament. The victim's mother confronted Davis about the allegations and Davis allegedly apologized and said she was going through a hard time. In 2010, the victim's mother again came out with the fact that Davis was flirting with her son telling him he was cute while commenting on his six pack abs. Soon after, the two had sex. 

 Davis was charged with four felony counts of lewd acts on a child younger than 14, four felony counts of unlawful sexual intercourse with the 16-year-old, three misdemeanor counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor and a sentencing enhancement allegation of substantial sexual conduct with a child. Here's my question; where does her son stand in all this? Doesn't he want to beat the snot out of his two teammates for banging his mom? Is he okay with it? Does he hate his mom? Is there video of this? I mean, I'm sorry! I got a little carried away! But seriously, why haven't we heard from the son? And if you were the two young boys, would you be bragging that you banged this ugly thing?