WHAT A FRIEND...

     This story goes right up there with the "What the f**k is wrong with people?" category. So, a 29-year-old woman was recently taken into custody after she was busted for using the passport of a friend, who was found stuffed in a box that was labeled "doll" and shipped across Japan. Yup! Is that sick or what?

     The suspect, who remained unidentified, surrendered herself to authorities at the Japanese consulate in Shanghai, where she was questioned about the murder of 29-year-old, Rika Okada (pictured). Okada was found stabbed to death inside a 6-foot box that was being stored at a short-term storage facility in Hachioji city, which is located West of Tokyo, where the box was mailed to using the deceased woman's credit card. This sounds like another one of those bad Japanese murder mystery movies. 

     Okada, a nurse had been missing from her Osaka home since late March. She was found stabbed more than a dozen times and police told local news media that Okada had not defense wounds on her hands or arms. The suspect, who had been friends with Okada in elementary school allegedly took a flight to Tokyo in early May using the victim's passport. Back in March, Okada wrote on her Facebook page that she was going to see an old friend for the first time in over a decade just before she went missing. Authorities in Tokyo said that they were in negotiations with Chinese officials to assist in the suspects extradition. 

     This is pretty scary if you think about it because I have many friends that I haven't seen in over a decade too. I recently found myself using sites like Facebook to reconnect with them to meet up for a drink or dinner or something. If we learned anything from Okada's situation, it's maybe we should leave the past in the past. Though, they were friends growing up, they might not be anymore. How do we know that this woman wasn't stalking Okada on Facebook and watching how successful she had become. This could've caused the suspect to become jealous and want to cause harm because she didn't quite have the life that Okada had. There's your motive right there! Damn, I should be a detective! Maybe, sometimes we need to rethink our reconnection with people from the past. Especially, those who might have a jealous streak in them.  

ANGELINA JOLIE'S SEX-CRAZED LOOK-A-LIKE

     This was my alternate story yesterday because it cracked me up so hard that this actually happened. So, apparently, there this Angelina Jolie look-a-like from Romania, who allegedly held a taxi driver at knife point and forced him to have sex with him a couple of times and when he couldn't perform a third time, she started stabbing him! Am I the only one who finds hysterics in this? I mean who can't perform more than three times? Then again, who can perform at all with a knife on them?

     31-year-old, Luminita Perijoc reportedly pounced on Nicolae Stan, 35, after he delivered wine to her apartment in Tulcea, eastern Romania, back in 2012. That's when she grabbed him and dragged him inside, she forced him to undress by threatening him with a 4-inch blade. While pointing the blade at him, he had intercourse with her and then performed oral sex on her, but when he couldn't perform a third time, she stabbed him six times before he managed to escape and lock himself in a bedroom and call the cops. 

     The officers finally arrived and rushed Stan to the hospital. Perijoc, who reportedly styles herself after Jolie, was arrested and initially tried to claim that she was the victim. How? How the hell is she claiming to be the victim if this guy has stab wounds all over him? Unfortunately for her, the court found her guilty and handed her a four year suspended sentence, after she claimed she'd been on strong medication at the time of the attack. 

     

     Stan, a married father of three, said that while Perijoc had been essentially let off the hook, he had been given a "life sentence" of teasing. I don't get it. Why would he be getting teased? He got to bang an Angelina Jolie look-a-like. Perijoc wasn't exactly ugly. She was just crazy. Then a again having sex with someone at knife point sounds kind of hot without the stabbing. Stan said," It's terrible. I am not a local celebrity, everyone is talking about me. They don't understand why I refused her, but they do not know what it is like to have a mad woman yelling at you at knife point." I actually kind of wish that I did know. Something tells me that Stan didn't want to perform the third act because maybe Perijoc might have smelled a little down there and he couldn't get the smell out of his nose  enough to perform again. I can see that being difficult. Either way, what the hell is wrong with people?

THREE'S COMPANY

Every guy fantasizes about having a threesome, but how many actually refuse to have one? Better yet, how many refuse to have a threesome and get stabbed in the eye for it? That's what La Crystal King-Woolfork did to her boyfriend. Okay, first of all, shorten your name! For the love of God! Do you really need to have four names? Maybe your man might have had that threesome with you if you had a shorter name. 

Anyway, King-Woolfork, from Florida, stabbed her boyfriend in the eye after he refused to have a threesome with her and a female friend. Who does that? She allegedly freaked out when her lover said no to sex after she drunkenly stumbled into their Vero Beach home at 4 a.m. on September 27. According to police, the 28-year-old grabbed a large knife and rammed it into his face, but her victim managed to disarm his psychotic girlfriend and hid the weapon between the mattress of the bed before fleeing the scene. After calling the authorities, the boyfriend was taken to Indian River Medical Center to be treated for a 4-inch laceration to his right shoulder and a small cut to his head. King-Woolfork was arrested and charged with attempted murder.

One news source reports that she denies stabbing the victim, but did confess to hitting her partner several times with a metal candle holder after he allegedly banged her head several times during the resulting scuffle. My guess is that she was so wasted that she thought the knife was a metal candle holder, and to be honest, if someone came at me with a knife, your damn straight I'm going to bang your head several times against the wall. 

The bottom line is this guy was attacked for not wanting to have a threesome. Did it ever occur to anyone that the other girl was an absolute pig and he would be risking his life having sex with that other person. Oh, wait! His girlfriend is also an absolute pig and he did risk his life just being with her. I guess this guy loses either way!

THEY PICKED THE BLUE PILL

What the hell is wrong with teenagers these days? Are we this doomed as a society that our teens are trying to kill out of pure boredom? They say if you hit your kid, its considered child abuse instead of discipline. I'll tell you what; there are many adults that I know who turned out fine and we all grew up in an age where we were spanked or smacked in the face out of discipline. This needs to come back; otherwise we will keep having crimes like this one. 

So, two teen boys from Spokane, Washington were arrested after allegedly attacking one of their mothers with a sword and actually talking about eating her liver. Again, what the hell is wrong with these kids? Deputies found the bloodied woman sprawled out across her bedside with two knives and a sword with a bent handle early Tuesday morning. The unidentified woman was hospitalized and is in stable condition. There was no sign of forced entry in her Spokane home, so the deputies turned to those with access to the home, which led them to her 13-year-old son and his 14-year-old friend. 

It seems the suspected duo fled the scene in the Dodge Durango SUV that belonged to the 13-year-old's father.  The police finally tracked the boys down at the end of the alleged crime spree that included crashing the Dodge into the side of a trailer home and breaking into a house to hide out in. Bizarrely, the boys caused around $2,000 in damages to the trailer home by throwing hammers at the windows, walls and doors. Is this a growing trend or something? This is the third time in a month that I read a story like this where kids were trashing a home. I would ring these kids’ necks!

According to the sheriff's office, the 13-year-old admitted that he encouraged his friend to murder his mom with the sword and ear her liver while under the influence of "blue pills." He said he never would have considered committing these acts had he been sober. What kind of blue pills did these two consume? It couldn't have been Viagra. They would have been stabbing the mother with another sword. Did they take Aleve? Did that possible make these idiots go nuts?

Anyway, authorities say they booked both teens in juvenile detention on suspicion of second-degree assault, taking a motor vehicle without permission, hit-and-run, burglary and malicious mischief. WHAT? How about attempted murder? Was the life of the woman who gave birth to one of these monsters not worth it? These kids would be getting away with murder if they get off on these charges. We need to be able to start beating our kids again when they are out of line! That's the bottom line!