ROAD RAGER GONE WRONG

     Nobody had suffers from road rage more than I do. I think that everyone on the road are horrible drivers (especially in South Jersey) and they drive too damn slow! Yes, this is coming from a Chinese dude, who doesn't fit the "I can't drive" stereotype. I've been known to flip a bird or two. I've even pissed people off on the road to get back at them that I've even been flipped the bird. Don't you wish, however, when someone flips you the bird that something bad happens to them? That's what happened to a grinning, tailgating bozo who flipped off another driver on a Florida highway and seconds later, crashed into a light pole. Yes, the whole incident was caught on video. 

     Jeffrey Travis White, of Tampa, was arrested on Wednesday for leaving the scene of an accident on U.S. 41 near Gibsonton. He was tailgating Tracy Lynn Sloan, of Lakeland, who said the buzz cut goon followed her for several minutes on Monday morning, so she took her phone out and recorded him. Isn't that just as dangerous? Taking your cell phone out to record while your driving? I hope the police gave her a ticket too for reckless endangerment. Anyway, as he zoomed past her, he flashed a wicked grin and gave her the finger. Within seconds, White spun off the rain-slicked freeway onto a median and smashed into a light pole. 

     Sloan crackled as she drove away, "That's what you get, all on video buddy!" White's battered 2008 Ford pickup was lurched backwards across the grass. According to police, White fled the scene, but was arrested on Wednesday after Sloan turned the video over to police. He was facing charges of leaving the scene of a traffic crash, careless driving and failing to wear a seat belt. Records also showed that White had quite a rap sheet, which included busts for battery and pot possession. 

     Sloan wrote on YouTube that she would have moved out of his way to let him pass, but there were trucks in the lane next to her. She said, "I've recorded circumstances like this before, catching idiots doing stupid things, but never ever had this happen. Needless, to say though, I've never seen Karma come back so fast." Not for nothing, she should pay a fine too for driving while filming. She could have easily caused an accident as well. Regardless, it was funny to see this guy get his in the end.

HERE' THE VIDEO FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE: 

STOP MASTURBATING IN FRONT OF THE WINDOW!

This is a very short story, but a very odd one to say the least. That's why I'm choosing to share it with you. Now, would you tell this guy to stop masturbating in his own apartment? How can you? He's in the privacy of his own home, right? How about if we was waxing his porpoise in the front window of his apartment? I guess, you would have a good reason to ask him to stop because the neighbors can see him. Well, what if his face was disfigured like this? Don't worry, I'm not being malicious and I'll tell you why. 

This is 58-year-old Kenneth Haskins from Tampa, Florida. According to police, he recently set fire to his apartment complex after he was asked to stop masturbating in front of his open windows and doors. Haskins, who has been left disfigured from previously shooting himself in the face, allegedly torched his Tampa home's kitchen and bedroom this past Sunday night using a flammable liquid. The flames then spread to other units of the Mar Plaza Apartments. Haskins was said to have started the blaze to "get back" at management staff who requested he stop sexually pleasuring himself in a full view of other residents. Now, four people are left homeless as a result and luckily no one was injured. So, was I being malicious? Haskins is a piece of garbage and I would say that even if his face looked normal. First, he tries to kill himself with a shotgun. Oops! You didn't succeed, so now you have to live life looking like the Elephant man. I have no sympathy for anyone who tries to take their own life. Sorry! Secondly, you're asked to stop masturbating where people can see you and you set the whole apartment complex a blaze? How selfish can one person be? Now, four other tenants have to be displaced because you couldn't just masturbate in your bedroom or at least close the curtains. This guy is a total ass!

Haskins was arrested on Monday morning and charged with first-degree arson and is now being held in the Hillsborough County Jail on a $50,000 bond. Many of you might see his photo and feel bad for him, but after reading this story, he's nothing more than a mere monster, who obviously doesn't care about the people around him. So, why should we give two craps about him. Maybe he should've gotten it right the first time with the shotgun. Mean thing to say? Maybe, but you know you're thinking it too.