CHEECH AND CHONG BABYSITTER'S CLUB

     Welcome to blog number 1000 for me! That means there were 1000 blog posts by me about teacher-student sex, stupid sex mishaps, marijuana use and abuse, rants, and Florida. For those of you who read regularly, I thank you! And I also thank those of you who have reached out on a personal level to tell me you love reading my buzzkill blogs! I keep writing these to keep you entertained....and because the stupidity keep happening! 

     So, what else do I write about for my 1000th blog post? Well, there were no teacher-student sexcapades yet since school starts in two weeks here on the east coast, but so of course there's marijuana! This story will have you up in arms....or at least, up in smoke! 

     Anyway, two dopes from Fort Hall, Idaho, were arrested over the weekend for smoking a joint around a young boy and shotgunning the smoke into his mouth. For those wondering what "shotgunning" is, a "friend" told me it was the art of inhaling the joint or cigarette and then blowing it into a willing participant's mouth, so they can inhale the smoke. In this case, it was a little boy! What the hell is wrong with people? 

     Here's the kicker, the women thought what they were doing was so funny, they decided to post a video of it on Facebook. Needless to say, the video went viral. I'm sure it went viral because people were mortified by it and not because it was hilarious. The video actually had me cringing. 

     One woman in the video says to the boy, "You getting high? He's high, he's off blazing it!" The same woman can then be seen taking a photo of the child. The two women in the video were arrested for child endangerment. The Fort Hall Police Department said investigators are currently requesting warrants for the remaining two adults in the video, which has since been removed. As the investigation is ongoing, Fort Hall Police say they won't release any further info, including the adults' relation to the child. 

     I have to say that this kid is going to grow up pretty messed up, for sure. I mean these people are trash. To be honest, I am one who likes to partake, and I would never do this to a child. I wouldn't even do it to a pet. It's a waste of good weed! Just kidding! It can really mess a child up. Then again, if my babysitter molested me or blew pot smoke in my face, I might be okay with that. But that's me! I'm already screwed up in the head! Now, I'm just babbling! Take a look at this video footage and thank you again, for always reading my ramblings!

ANYONE NEED A BABYSITTER?

With all of the teacher/student sex going on, I found this story extremely disturbing! So, this is 21-year-old Megan Nicole Hayes from Rockledge, Florida. She was recently arrested for allegedly having sex with an 11-year-old boy she was hired to babysit. Hayes was arrested on Thursday on felony charges for the sexual battery of a child under the age of 12. According to her father, though, Hayes is said to be intellectually challenged and does not know right from wrong. He later informed the media that his family was not interested in addressing them anymore. Okay, what the hell? So, you let a girl who is intellectually challenged go out and babysit? As parents, shouldn't you have kept a better on her and maybe steered her away from babysitting anyone's children?

The Cocoa Police Department says that Hayes did confess to the sexual abuse which occurred on May 27 in the coastal city of Cocoa. Hayes is currently being held without bond at the Brevard County Jail. According to court records, Hayes is no stranger to county lockup, though because back in February she was locked up for credit card fraud and petty theft charges. This investigation is ongoing. 

Okay, here's my take...Why? First of all, to the parents of the 11-year-old child, shame on you for not doing a background check on this girl. Her criminal record would have come up immediately and wouldn't you think that your child's well-being would be safer with a background check? As for Miss Hayes, it sounds like jail might be the best place for you. How could you think that you were capable of babysitting any child? It sounds to me someone has some serious psychological issues and really shouldn't be around people in general. And seriously, Miss Hayes? An 11-year-old? That is absolutely disgusting! What can you possibly do to an 11-year-old to even remotely turn them on? I thought this story was truly disturbing and this girl needs to stay locked away for society's sake. 

SICKO OF THE WEEK!

Okay, so there were a few stories that disturbed me this morning, like the guy who had his penis mutilated during a penile enlargement surgery and now he's pissed off. There was also the Russian man who was stuck in a garbage chute in his building because he was trying to escape from his girlfriend. Also, there was the woman who walked into a lumber store butt-naked and thought nothing of it. But the winner for today has to be this monster in the photo above!

This Manalapan, NJ babysitter recently admitted in court to recording herself molesting a 5-year-old girl that she babysits, and streaming the abuse over Skype and sending iPhone videos to an Internet porno fiend. Jennifer Mahoney faces up to 15 years in federal prison after pleading guilty in a Trenton federal court to sexual exploitation of a child. I don't think that 15 years is long enough. This girl is an absolute monster, who should be put away a lot longer!

In addition to streaming the abuse over Skype, Mahoney confessed to recording the abuse using her iPhone and emailing the videos to a man she knew only as "Robert". The complaint explained in detail other cases where Mahoney laughed while performing oral sex on the little girl and recorded herself abusing the child while she slept and while she took a bath! I am literally shaking as I write this! I don't condone hitting women under any circumstances, but for some reason, I feel my teeth clenching looking at this woman's picture!

Mahoney's lawyer told the judge that she suffers from mental illness, but didn't elaborate, only that Mahoney tried to kill herself six years ago! Maybe she should try again? Mental illness? I think it's a little more than that! And why would she become a babysitter if she knew she suffered from mental illness? I feel bad for the child's parents too!

Mahoney was arrested back in December after authorities found some videos on the computer of a Texas man named Robert J. Ramos, Jr. Allegedly; Mahoney told Ramos in a Facebook message that she drugged the little girl with Xanax. Ramos was charged with production of child pornography and distribution, transmission, receipt, and possession of child porn. The little girl's identity was not released!

My hands are still shaking as I write this. As an uncle to a niece and two nephews, I want to strangle this woman! She should not be allowed into society and I would hope that once the women in the federal prison find out what she did, she gets the beat down she deserves! No child should ever be treated in this manner! I was absolutely disgusted by this story!

DEFINITION OF SICKO? THIS GUY!!!

This story might be a little old, but it is absolutely sickening! This California teenager was recently charged with sexually molesting two brothers, and conversing with more than 100 parents by advertising his babysitter services online. It's also a little ironic that this case against Jordan Liu (pic to the left) came to light after the boys' mother sat her boys down to discuss the Penn State University sexual abuse scandal. By now, we all know about the Jerry Sandusky case. No need to bring up that whole thing up again.

The mother tried explaining some of the acts that Sandusky did to his, I guess you can say, victims, when her son began to cry, "Mommy, the babysitter has been doing this to me."

Liu was arrested on November 22, and plead not guilty to the charges. He's facing 8 charges for allegedly abusing the 8-year-old and 3-year-old brothers over an eight month time period. Detectives have found evidence that he abused both boys after the allegations came to light.

Liu advertised his services on care.com and investigators have found they he may have been in contact with more than 100 parents, though it's unclear how many families he's actually met with. Liu is being held on $2.7 million bail. The guy is a freaking sicko and deserves more of a punishment than that. As the uncle of a 5, 3, and 1-year-old, I would literally want to cause physical harm on someone if they sexually abused any child of that age or even harmed a hair on their head. It's disturbing to know that there are people out there that actually think about children in a sexual manner. Once again, it makes me wonder, what the hell is wrong with people?