FIRST TEACHER SEX STORY OF THE NEW YEAR

     Since writing this blog, I seemed to have gained this reputation of writing about teachers having sex with their students. To be honest, these stories write themselves! The best part is that you, the readers, actually like these stories. So, who is the the sick one here? Anyway, here is the first one for 2015 and it's a hot one!

     So, two California high school teachers were caught having sex with high school students at a beach party that they helped put together. That's right! Again, I will ask, "Where the hell were these teachers when I was in high school? And why are these dumb little boys telling their parents about it?" Morons! As I was saying; both Melody Lippert, 38, and Michelle Ghirelli, 30, teachers at South Hills High School were arrested over the weekend after allegedly seducing students at a boozy beach party, according to a statement made by the Orange County Sheriff's Office. Detectives are saying that at December's San Clemente State Beach Party, Lippert provided several high school students with alcohol for the overnight campout before have sexual relations with one lucky student. I have to admit; I'm not sure I would have fought off Lippert either if she came on to me and I was the student. 

     It's believed that Ghirelli, the one who looks like she's about to burst into tears in her mugshot, joined the gathering, which was not sanctioned by the school, and had sex with an underage male student. The allegations about the two teachers surfaced on Friday when Covina-Valley Unified School District officials learned of the teachers' possible activity and called the West Covina Police Department. But how did school officials learn of the possible activity? Is it because these boys couldn't keep their mouths shut? They just had to blurt out to their family and friends that they banged their teachers? What's wrong with high school students these days? Back in my day, which was a long time ago, this was more a notch on the belt and you would only tell the friends you trusted. I just don't get it. 

     Lippert's charges do not reflect any sex crimes since the boy she allegedly banged was a student who was over 18 years of age. She's also, however, being accused of having sex with a student at a party in November as well. Lippert is charged being charged with conspiracy and contributing to the delinquency of a minor, but Ghirelli is definitely being charged with oral copulation and unlawful sex with a minor. Both women are expected to be arraigned next week. I mean, unfortunately, for these girls; I guess it seemed like a good idea at the time? I still don't get how these boys are telling people about it. Wouldn' they want to bang these teachers some more? I'll never understand this.

ANYONE NEED A BABYSITTER?

With all of the teacher/student sex going on, I found this story extremely disturbing! So, this is 21-year-old Megan Nicole Hayes from Rockledge, Florida. She was recently arrested for allegedly having sex with an 11-year-old boy she was hired to babysit. Hayes was arrested on Thursday on felony charges for the sexual battery of a child under the age of 12. According to her father, though, Hayes is said to be intellectually challenged and does not know right from wrong. He later informed the media that his family was not interested in addressing them anymore. Okay, what the hell? So, you let a girl who is intellectually challenged go out and babysit? As parents, shouldn't you have kept a better on her and maybe steered her away from babysitting anyone's children?

The Cocoa Police Department says that Hayes did confess to the sexual abuse which occurred on May 27 in the coastal city of Cocoa. Hayes is currently being held without bond at the Brevard County Jail. According to court records, Hayes is no stranger to county lockup, though because back in February she was locked up for credit card fraud and petty theft charges. This investigation is ongoing. 

Okay, here's my take...Why? First of all, to the parents of the 11-year-old child, shame on you for not doing a background check on this girl. Her criminal record would have come up immediately and wouldn't you think that your child's well-being would be safer with a background check? As for Miss Hayes, it sounds like jail might be the best place for you. How could you think that you were capable of babysitting any child? It sounds to me someone has some serious psychological issues and really shouldn't be around people in general. And seriously, Miss Hayes? An 11-year-old? That is absolutely disgusting! What can you possibly do to an 11-year-old to even remotely turn them on? I thought this story was truly disturbing and this girl needs to stay locked away for society's sake. 

SEX, GHOSTS AND VIDEOTAPE?

The minute that I read this story, I thought, "This was today's winner!" So, a Tasmanian man recently set up a video camera to film, what he thought, were ghosts in his home. What he discovered was even worse! He caught his live-in girlfriend having sex with his 16-year-old son! Is this story great or what? When I first read this, I thought that he was going to catch his wife or girlfriend cheating, but the big kaboom came when it was revealed that the lover was his 16-year-old son. This guy had his own personal pornhub.com happening right in his own house! I bet you he wishes they were ghosts right about now. 

The footage, he hoped, would reveal signs of paranormal activity in his Tasmania, Australia, home. Unfortunately, the footage revealed his two loved ones kissing and then having pressed intercourse. I wonder if he watched the entire thing. He confronted his 28-year-old lover, who'd lived with him for 11 years and is the mother of his young child, but she played down the October 2012 incident. The boy, however, did confess to having sex with her three times in the preceding days! Yes! This kid is a hero! Not only did he bang is stepmother, but he banged her three times and then admitted to his dad. That is the ultimate "F" You!

In the weeks following, it emerged that they continued to have sex several more times in a hotel room. The man had enough and called the police on his girlfriend, who admitted to police that she knew she was having sex with the boy even though he was 16. She claimed to think the age of consent was 16, when it was actually 17, and said she was ashamed and embarrassed by her conduct. The woman, who cannot be named for legal reasons, pleaded guilty to underage sex at the state's Supreme Court on Monday and will be sentenced sometime next week. 

Okay, seriously! What is going on in this world? I mean I heard of older women, younger men, but why are these women going after the teenagers? They can't last more than a few seconds in the sack and they have no experience. I don't get it! Is there a mental deficiency in these women? It seems to be happening more and more often. All of you, who read my blog, know that most of my stories lately have been of these sordid tales. Is there some sort of secret society that we men did not know about growing up? The person I feel bad for the most in this story is the poor guy just trying to capture paranormal activity with his video camera. I'm sure he wished he had! By the way, to get back at his girlfriend and his son, that guy should sell that tape to some porn producer. Just a thought!

TICKLE HIM ELMO!

Okay, I watched and read this story develop all week and I can't keep my mouth shut about it any longer! I never grew up with Elmo, but my younger cousins and niece and nephews were huge fans! I bought them the very popular "Tickle Me Elmo" dolls, which they still have to this day. Elmo had become an icon on Sesame Street exceeding the popularity of Bert and Ernie or even Big Bird. That's what makes this a sad say on the street they call Sesame. It turns out; Puppeteer Kevin Clash, the longtime voice of Elmo, resigned on Tuesday after a $5 million dollar lawsuit labeled him a pedophile who trolled telephone chat rooms in a hunt for underage lovers. Yeah, right! The lawsuit was actually the second filed against Clash this month. Earlier he was hit with allegations of a sexual relationship with an underage teenage boy. Those allegations were later recanted. 

This new suit filed by a Cecil Singleton, claims he was just 15 when the award-winning voice of the popular kids' character seduced him. Singleton recalled his first meeting with Clash in 2003, "He presented himself as the perfect gentleman. He told me how beautiful I was....After dinner, we walked and talked. He asked me if I might come to his apartment so he could give me a proper good-night kiss. He gave me the most passionate kiss I ever had experienced." Supposedly, a two-week romance ensued marked by mutual groping, masturbation and heavy make-out sessions followed despite Singleton's admission that he was just a high school sophomore. Not for nothing, but this sounds like a mutual relationship. It doesn't sound like Clash held a gun to the kids head and did all these things to him. If all of this is indeed true, I do agree that Clash was wrong to touch anyone less than 18 years of age, but according to the details given by Singleton, it sounds like two consenting adults, regardless of his age, on a date. Not once did he say that he didn't want to be kissed or groped. Why is he crying about it now? Because he needs money for school? Or maybe he's an attention whore. 

Anyway, Clash, who is 52, divorced his wife in 2003, and has a 19-year-old daughter. He's also been openly gay for many years, but that doesn't make him a kid-toucher. I've personally met Clash a few times when he came up to WKTU in New York City for an interview during our morning show, and I thought that he was this amazingly talented guy who can turn the Elmo voice on and off at any time! It was insane to watch. Regardless, I cannot picture this guy who held a 28-year career as Elmo looking to grope little kids! His sexual preference really doesn't matter. If these men, who say that they were touched by Clash back then, are telling the truth, why did they wait so long to say something? If I was molested or touched when I was underage, I would've told the authorities right away! I wouldn't have waited 8 years to start pointing fingers unless I wanted money from this celebrity!

Sesame Workshop granted Clash a leave of absence after the first allegation of sex with a minor, but it was Clash who resigned when the second allegation came out because he did not want anything to divert the Workshop's attention from their focus on serving as a leading educational organization. The Workshop noted that it was a sad day for Sesame Street and I have to agree. 

The first accuser, who recanted his allegation, just yesterday, said that he received a $125,000 settlement in return for recanting his charges. He is now saying that the relationship did happen and wants to return the settlement money. To me, this sounds like his lawyer saying, "We can get more than $125,000 from this guy! Return the money and let's get more!" I think that these two accusers are a couple of gay douchebags who are just looking for a quick pay day! They're obviously not realizing by making this a public affair, they just ruined a man's livelihood. Not to mention, they might've have ruined an icon for many kids growing up! Way to go, douchebags! Like I said, touching kids is extremely wrong! Why did these guys wait so long to press the panic button! Just wondering.....