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Showing posts with label bachelorette party. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bachelorette party. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

BE CAREFUL OF THOSE TWO-WAY ROADWAYS

     There were a few good stories to write about today, but for some reason this one really struck a chord with me. Maybe it's because I'm getting married in December and my fiancee wants to go on this elaborate trip for her bachelorette party or is it because down here in South Jersey, these dangerous roads are filled with two-lane roadways? It could be a combination of both. I do have to tell you that, as a future groom, this is one of the saddest stories I've ever read and I really felt for the groom and all families involved. 

    So, here's what happened; a Missouri woman was killed in a car crash last Friday on the way to her own bachelorette party. In fact, this photo is that last selfie that best friends, Collette Moreno and Ashley Theobald, took before Moreno was killed in the crash, which consisted of Theobald making a bad move causing them to collide head first with an oncoming car on the crest of a hill. Friends and family are still trying to come to terms with the tragic and unexpected loss. 

     Moreno and Theobald, both 26, were in high spirits on Friday afternoon as they traveled to the Lake of the Ozarks on Missouri Highway 5. They were listening to Taylor Swift in anticipation of Moreno's fun-filled bachelorette weekend. Theobald, who was driving a 2013 Chevy Malibu, even posted on Facebook about getting out of work early for the fun weekend ahead. About eight minutes before the crash, Moreno took this last, smiling selfie with her bestie since seventh grade. Theobald, who survived the crash, told police that they got stuck behind a truck that was emitting these fumes. Moreno, who suffered from asthma, was apparently bothered by the fumes and started coughing, so Theobald decided to try to pass the truck in the passing lane of the two-way roadway. Theobald thought the coast was clear and didn't realize they were coming onto a hill. Just as she was trying to pass, a 1999 Dodge Ram was driving right at her. Both cars tried to swerve away, but the Ram struck the Malibu's passenger side. Theobald and the driver of the Ram got away with minor injuries, but Moreno wasn't as lucky. She was rushed to University Hospital in Columbia, where she succumbed to her injuries and was pronounced dead. According to Theobald, both women were wearing their seatbelts. Theobald said, "I was talking to her. She couldn't talk back, but she was nodding at me. I didn't know it was as bad as it was because she wasn't physically super beaten-up." Um, that's because they're called internal injuries, you dummy! Theobald faces traffic charges and imprudent driving, but no criminal charges. What? How? She killed someone! Whether it was intentional or not, she was driving the vehicle that killed a bride-to-be, a daughter, a cousin, a sister and worst of all a mother. I think Theobald deserves some sort of punishment for taking a life.

     So is anyone in tears yet? No? Maybe this will help. Moreno was set to tie the knot with her fiancee, 28-year-old Jesse Arcobasso, on July 26 during a dream destination wedding in Jamaica. Acrobasso proposed to Moreno about a year ago through a caricature artist. As I just said, she also leaves behind a 5-year-old son, Brayden. A fundraising site has been set up to help pay for the future that Moreno wanted for her son, who Arcobasso says "doesn't quite understand everything yet." This is so sad. I know if this was me, I would be out for blood. How do they say it? Sangre Por Sangre? I know some of you would say it wasn't her fault, but Theobald was totally  to blame. Who goes into the passing lane without looking first? That was just dumb! If I was driving, I would have just pulled over until that truck pulled away or I would have closed the windows and used the circulation of the air inside the car. Sad to say, but this is just another example of the fact that girls should just not be allowed to drive. I'm sure I'll catch a a lot of flack for that quote, but it's true! And by the way, this is also sad because Moreno was really hot! So, I really feel for her fiancee. I would be pissed!

Friday, June 7, 2013

JUNK IN HER TRUNK....NOT THE KIND YOU THINK

I saw this story earlier in the week and it still cracks me up, so I figured I'd share it with you. This is Chelsey Coutts from Oregon. She's not bad looking, right? No, she's not another teacher who had sex with a student. Relax! Chelsey recently had to make an embarrassing report to the police after her car was broken into. Why was it so embarrassing? I'm glad you asked. The car thieves made off with $500 worth of sex toys! That's right! I said sex toys! They could've had anything else in the car or the car itself, but they chose to steal her sex toys! I am dying over here! 

It's turns out; Chelsey had been squirreling her kinky sex toys away in the trunk of her car to hide them from her family because she'd been preparing to celebrate her friend's bachelorette party. Yup! I was going to say that! Chelsey says that she's still in shock about her haul of sex toys being robbed from right outside her home. Apparently, the thief had broken into multiple cars in the neighborhood of Sandy, Oregon this past Monday evening. Chelsey said that she began to squirm when she had to describe her stolen sex toys to the police in detail. She said, "It was horrible. The officer kind of started laughing, but he felt so bad so he asked me to describe everything in detail, and it was just horrible!" Who the hell is she kidding? That police officer didn't need a detailed description of those sex toys! He did it for his own entertainment, as would I have done with a hottie like Chelsey! 

Chelsey admitted that she'd been stockpiling the items for months to hide them from her two kids. She says, "I've been storing it in my trunk because I have two little ones and didn't want them to see all the dirty things in there. Lots of toys, blow-up items, and all kinds of goodies." Among the stolen items was a 4-foot inflatable penis, penis necklaces, vibrators, dildos and penis straws to drink from. That is gross!

The bride-to-be, Haleigh Kirby, said that she was heartbroken by the theft and that all her friend's hard work had gone to waste. She went on to say that she was confused as to what the thieves can even use these toys for. Friends who felt bad for Chelsey had already started donating money to replace the toys and she vows the party will continue. I have to say, this car thief was an absolute moron? That's unless he had a sex-crazy girlfriend. Then I can understand. Or maybe the thief was a female?  I mean, we never established that it was a guy, right? The thing that would make this story absolutely more hilarious than it already is, is if Chelsey goes and buys all new sex toys and her car gets broken into again and sex toys stolen again right before the party! Now, that would be funny!