MOTHERLY INSTINCTS KICKED IN....WHAT?

This pup is adorable, right? Now, if he wasn't feeding, would you suggest breast feeding it? I know, right? Well, a Colorado mom saved this tiny black Lab's life by forcing it to breastfeed from her own chest. What a sicko! 

The woman, who has a 15-month-old child, allowed this adorable puppy to suckle from her bosom after he refused to take formula milk from a bottle. Incredibly, Tubbs, the little black Labrador, survived because of the breast milk. Yes, I am still shaking my head over here. 

The woman, who has not been named out of fear of backlash (smart move), took little Tubbs in after his own mother died. When he refused to ingest any formula or food, the woman said "something just clicked" and a "maternal instinct" took over. She said, " He wasn't moving, and I just did it. I didn't know what else to do. I was desperate, and I just couldn't bear sitting there watching him die." So, you just whip your boob out? I don't get how some people think. I mean, I guess this answers the age old question whether or not dogs can survive on human breast milk. Wait, was that even an age old question? If this woman got off on it, would it then be considered beastiality? I'm sorry. I just don't understand what would possess someone to think it was okay to let a dog drink your breast milk. I guess if you  were really desperate and since the dog was dying and all. Yes, that is sarcasm. 

She says, "I thought, 'Just put him on you and pray to God that he'll take something and not die.'" The woman is convinced that her quick-thinking saved little Tubbs' life. She also revealed that he has now been weaned off of drinking milk from the tap and taking formula. How do we know he wasn't faking it so he can lick her boobs? Just wondering. She says, "I've seen the results. That dog is alive because I took the initiative." One vet, however, warned of the dangers of women breastfeeding puppies. Wait! This is a common thing? The vet went on to say that there are things that can be passed from puppies to babies. Like worms maybe? 

What I would really like to know from all of my animal-lover friends, how many of you would go to this extent if you saw a puppy dying right in front of you? How many of you would actually whip your boob out and breastfeed it if you were lactating? This is pretty crazy. It might be one of the craziest things I've seen in a while. The weird thing is now I have a craving for milk. 

THE BREAST IS YET TO COME!

In the day of same sex marriages, this business idea is absolutely brilliant! Go figure that it had to be started in France, but you can bet your ass this will make its way here to the U.S. Anyway, a Paris woman recently posted an offer on a French website to breast-feed babies of homosexual male couples, because obviously men cannot breast-feed, for 100 Euros a day. That's a $130 a day! The post stirred up some crazy media interest, as it should've, just weeks after a divisive same-sex marriage law was passed in France. 

The post, which the website said it was verified as genuine and legal, read: "I am a young mother in perfect health, a trained nurse of 29, and I am renting my breasts to milk-feed infants." I say this is a brilliant marketing idea! Gay men, who are married, will either have to adopt or look for a surrogate mother, right? Well, they will have to breast-feed eventually or use formula. Why not use the same process to find a surrogate mother to find a surrogate breast for breast-feeding? This woman is definitely onto something here! The offer, addressed to male homosexual couples who can marry legally in France since May, promises up to 10 breast-feeds a day. She is mobile and based near Paris. 

Alexander Woog of the e-loue website where the offer was posted said that his staff had contacted the person and had no doubt about her identity and the seriousness of the proposal, nor the legality of the service proposed. Woog went on to say, "Our legal advisers are sure of this. It's illegal in France to sell maternal milk but this is a person proposing a service, not selling the milk in flasks." 

France had recently joined more than a dozen countries to legalize marriage and adoption of children by same-sex couples. It does not, however, permit surrogacy or assisted reproduction for gay and lesbian couples. So much for that idea! The woman who posted the offer could not be reached or confirmed, but she has responded via the website that many couples have replied to her proposal. She said, "I've received more than a dozen requests, but only half of them were serious. The rest were from perverts."

Woog stated that his website, which was created in 2009 as a platform for users to offer or hire anything legal online, checks any posts that raise an eyebrow. The breast-feeding offer was the second major eye-catcher since the website was founded. The other was a user offering to rent out two goats as lawn-cutters. I think the breast-feeding offer is a little bit more legit. Here's the question, though; would you trust some stranger to come to your house to breast-feed your baby? It's not like she's coming in to walk your dog. Her bodily fluids will be going into your baby's mouth. Another question is how sanitary will it be if she has more than one customer? How many babies’ mouths were on that breast before yours? These are just some things to think about, but I still say a BRILLIANT idea!