WHAT'S WITH THESE HIGH SCHOOL COACHES?

What a way to end the week! I get it to end it with my favorite topic! High school teachers who bang their students! Yesterday, I wrote about a basketball coach who was fired for posting an incriminating vacation photo of her boyfriend grabbing her boob on Facebook. Wrongful firing, by the way. 

Today, I write about a Pennsylvania cheerleading coach who's been busted for banging a student. 27-year-old Nicole Kurowski is being accused of having sex with the unnamed 17-year-old several times during school hours at Tulpehocken High School in Bernville, PA, over the past year. An investigation began after school officials got a tip the two were sexually involved. According to police, the two spoke daily and exchanged explicit text messages. How about who cares? So, they were boyfriend and girlfriend. They had a consensual relationship. Is that really against the law? Is that really grounds for firing? The boy was 17-year-old and in most states, you're considered an adult. If he's old enough to drive, then he's old enough to make adult decisions.

The couple were careful enough not to get caught, meeting for some trysts in an inconspicuous area near a nursing home. That's the best part! Kurowski was charged with institutional sexual assault and was released on $25,000 unsecured bail. She worked at the school for two years and taught physical education, in addition to serving as a cheerleading coach. 

I say, who the hell cares that a 27-year-old had a relationship with a 17-year-old. To me, it sounds like it was consensual and whoever reported it to authorities, it sounds like there was a twinge of jealousy involved. I mean sex with students seems to be happening all the time, since the beginning of time. You can't stop it from happening. You have to give Kurowski credit for at least not doing it on school grounds, which most teachers get busted for doing. I don't feel she should have been arrested, unless the boy pressed charged saying she raped him because like I said earlier, it sounds like they were having a legitimate relationship. He just happened to be 17. Ah, to be 17 again!

THE ORAL CHEERLEADING COACH

There were actually a few stories that I wanted to write about today. There was the story of TV anchorman Rob Morrison strangling his wife, another about a Colombian woman who burned her husband's genitals after receiving a phone call from his mistress, and there was the women who crashed into a neighbors home when she and her boyfriend got to frisky in her car. Unfortunately, I went with the cheerleading coach who admitted to giving oral sex to a 17-year-old student! You know you love these stories! Because so do I! Plus this one isn't too bad looking. 

Anyway, a 22-year-old high school cheerleading coach, Megan Crafton from Shelbyville, Indiana, recently cut a plea deal with prosecutors after admitting that she indeed performed oral sex on a 17-year-old male student in her car. That's so hot! I mean, bad girl! Bad girl! Wait a minute, though. The student was only 17 and she's 22. There's only a 5 year difference, plus technically, she could be considered a college student by age. You're telling me that no one person in that high school has ever dated a college student and possibly had sex with them? I call B.S.! Under the terms of the plea deal, Crafton pleaded guilty to dissemination of matter or conducting performance harmful to minors, a felony, but will avoid having to register as a sex offender. Okay, I don't want to sound vulgar, but is a blowjob really harmful to anyone? I could see if she was biting it or gnawing on it like a chew toy or something because those things are harmful, but was the minor really harmed by these actions? I'm sure he sat back and enjoyed it just like any normal boy would do. I'm sure he wasn't fighting her off and telling her to stop. 

Prosecutors had originally charged Crafton with felony child seduction, a more serious offense, after the student, who is a member of the Shelbyville High School basketball team, came forward to the police. WHAT A LOSER! Guys, if you were getting some action from a pretty hot cheerleading coach and you were 17, would you tell the police? What are kids thinking these days? I hope this kid never gets laid for as long as he lives! Only an idiot would tattle on something like this. Most guys fantasize about this stuff happening and when it does, you tell the police? DUMMY!

Crafton admitted to police that she'd performed oral on the student in the parking lot of Western Supermarket in Shelbyville. The age consent in Indiana is 16, but state employees (Crafton) are prohibited from having sexual relations with anyone under the age of 18 whom they oversee. Granted, this moron was not a cheerleader under her supervision, he was still in the system as a student, which put her in a position of authority, making it illegal. Crafton will now serve 12 months probation and she must complete 25 hours of community service. If she completes her probation successfully, she can apply to have the charges against her reduced to a misdemeanor. So, in essence this is all for naught if she completes her probation. I have to admit that I hate this 17-year-old right now! This could have all been avoided had he just kept his mouth shut and enjoyed his thirty seconds of pleasure!