ASS-KING FOR TROUBLE!

Have you ever wanted to get back at your old high school classmates and teachers so badly for making fun of you that you would pose naked in front of the school and film pornography? Yeah, I didn't think so. Me neither! This lovely, young, eyebrow-painted young lass is 19-year-old Valerie Dodds from Lincoln, Nebraska. She is claiming that she did her racy stunt out of pure revenge. You see, Dodds is an aspiring porn star. She recently held an X-rated photo shoot at her high school alma mater, a Nebraska Catholic school, Pius X High School, as payback against her classmates and teachers who mocked her dreams of getting into adult entertainment. The only problem is that her Mother's Day sexploits at her old high school only earned her a citation for trespassing and public nudity. Hey, that's a great way to get back at your school for bullying you! Frolic around the school naked? That would be a gift for me! You wouldn't be getting back at me! 

 Dodds, who goes by the name Val Midwest, posted on her website, "Everyone at my high school had something rude to say to me when I started my website and so this is my tribute to all of you, lol!" She was photographed nude on the school's football field, dangling her body in front of the school's motto, "Restore All Things in Christ," while masturbating during the late-night shoot on May 13. I have to be honest; I have to see these photos to get a better assessment if she did anything wrong. So, if anyone has these pictures, please inbox me. Anyway, Dodds returned last Tuesday to pose again! This time she posed in front of the high school in broad daylight and only wearing white panties and pasties. Though, she was covered up just enough to not get cited, Lincoln cops ended up ticketing her for her bare-chested Mother's Day hijinx. Her mother must be so proud! She posted on her Facebook page, "I got ticketed for trespassing and public nudity! Pius decided to call the Lincoln Police Department AND Crime Stoppers because 'GOD' couldn't help them out on this one I guess. LOL!"

Dodds graduated from Pius X and started her own website as a way to flaunt her flesh. Her classmates, however, persecuted her and labeled her a "slut"! Personally, I think her classmates need to start minding their own business. It's her personal website! If you don't like what's on it, you don't have to look! The fact that you went on her page to look at her naked, makes her no more a slut than you are wanted to see fellow women naked. This is just another form of bullying, only instead of getting revenge with a gun, Dodds is getting revenge with her body, and I'm not going to be one to ridicule her for that. 

Dodds said, "That's when all the Pius kids were saying mean things, and that's when I decided to go there and show them I'm here to stay!" The school did say in a release that they will continue to call authorities if she does something illegal. In that same release, it stated:"More important to us, however, is that we constantly follow our school's motto: To Restore the shore! (Oops! Wrong story!)....To Restore All Things in Christ. To that end, we are praying for the young lady and her family, and we stand ready to offer forgiveness and support should she seek it." Dodd's risqué sexcapades are not over, however. She told a local news reporter that she's considering another photo shoot in pasties and panties. Only this time, she plans on doing it in front of the Lancaster County Courthouse. Okay, you made your point with the school. Now, why would you push your luck with the courthouse? I wonder if she realizes that becoming a porn star will be difficult when she's behind bars. Teenage angst! You have to love it! 

PISSED OFF!

I thought this story was hilarious and most of my friends who are parents out there will be able to relate to this. What would you do if your child had to go to the bathroom while you were shopping? You would either take them to the bathroom or tell them to hold it, right? Well, what if the store that you were shopping in said that you couldn't use their bathroom? You would probably tell your child to hold it or find a place for them to go. Here's one last question; would you tell them to just pee outside on the street? That's what Philadelphian Caroline Robboy did and she received a $50 citation for it. That's right! Her 2-year-old's bathroom break on a Philadelphia street prompted police to give her a ticket for public urination and a lecture on how to be a parent, which left her pretty 'pissed' off!

Caroline told the news that she was shopping on South Street in Philly with her three children when her youngest, Nathaniel, felt the need to go pee. The clothing store refused to allow the boy to use their bathroom, which by the way, how can you do that to a 2-year-old boy? I can see if it was an adult that you refused lavatory rights to, but a little boy? People in Philly have some balls on them, huh? Anyway, the family darted out of the store and found the nearest light pole because apparently Nathaniel had to go that bad. Caroline remembers telling her son, "Go over to the grassy patch and make pee!" The next thing she knew, she had an officer giving her a summons for public urination. The officer, who apparently witnessed the whole incident, noted that Caroline told the boy to pee on the street and never acknowledged it was an accident. Um, Mr. Philadelphia police officer, that's because it wasn't an accident! The boy had to go and a store refused him the chance to go in a toilet, so this was no accident. No need to acknowledge that there was one. Caroline was given a $50 ticket and she claims a life lesson from the officer. 

 According to Caroline, the officer told her, "I'm doing this for your own protection because God forbid there might have been a pervert out there looking at your son." That statement didn't relieve the enraged mom, who plans on fighting the ticket and insists it's really not about the money. She went on to state that she wants to live in a place that she feels friendly to her and where her children are safe and have positive experiences with police officers. Yeah, well, then you’re in the wrong city, honey! A Philadelphia Police Department spokesperson said that officers can exercise their own discretion when writing tickets. That's nice to know! I know a bunch of Philadelphia's finest and they seem pretty cool to me! Then again, how can you trust any city whose Mayor's last name is Nutter!