ASS-KING FOR TROUBLE!

Have you ever wanted to get back at your old high school classmates and teachers so badly for making fun of you that you would pose naked in front of the school and film pornography? Yeah, I didn't think so. Me neither! This lovely, young, eyebrow-painted young lass is 19-year-old Valerie Dodds from Lincoln, Nebraska. She is claiming that she did her racy stunt out of pure revenge. You see, Dodds is an aspiring porn star. She recently held an X-rated photo shoot at her high school alma mater, a Nebraska Catholic school, Pius X High School, as payback against her classmates and teachers who mocked her dreams of getting into adult entertainment. The only problem is that her Mother's Day sexploits at her old high school only earned her a citation for trespassing and public nudity. Hey, that's a great way to get back at your school for bullying you! Frolic around the school naked? That would be a gift for me! You wouldn't be getting back at me! 

 Dodds, who goes by the name Val Midwest, posted on her website, "Everyone at my high school had something rude to say to me when I started my website and so this is my tribute to all of you, lol!" She was photographed nude on the school's football field, dangling her body in front of the school's motto, "Restore All Things in Christ," while masturbating during the late-night shoot on May 13. I have to be honest; I have to see these photos to get a better assessment if she did anything wrong. So, if anyone has these pictures, please inbox me. Anyway, Dodds returned last Tuesday to pose again! This time she posed in front of the high school in broad daylight and only wearing white panties and pasties. Though, she was covered up just enough to not get cited, Lincoln cops ended up ticketing her for her bare-chested Mother's Day hijinx. Her mother must be so proud! She posted on her Facebook page, "I got ticketed for trespassing and public nudity! Pius decided to call the Lincoln Police Department AND Crime Stoppers because 'GOD' couldn't help them out on this one I guess. LOL!"

Dodds graduated from Pius X and started her own website as a way to flaunt her flesh. Her classmates, however, persecuted her and labeled her a "slut"! Personally, I think her classmates need to start minding their own business. It's her personal website! If you don't like what's on it, you don't have to look! The fact that you went on her page to look at her naked, makes her no more a slut than you are wanted to see fellow women naked. This is just another form of bullying, only instead of getting revenge with a gun, Dodds is getting revenge with her body, and I'm not going to be one to ridicule her for that. 

Dodds said, "That's when all the Pius kids were saying mean things, and that's when I decided to go there and show them I'm here to stay!" The school did say in a release that they will continue to call authorities if she does something illegal. In that same release, it stated:"More important to us, however, is that we constantly follow our school's motto: To Restore the shore! (Oops! Wrong story!)....To Restore All Things in Christ. To that end, we are praying for the young lady and her family, and we stand ready to offer forgiveness and support should she seek it." Dodd's risqué sexcapades are not over, however. She told a local news reporter that she's considering another photo shoot in pasties and panties. Only this time, she plans on doing it in front of the Lancaster County Courthouse. Okay, you made your point with the school. Now, why would you push your luck with the courthouse? I wonder if she realizes that becoming a porn star will be difficult when she's behind bars. Teenage angst! You have to love it! 

INCEST IS BEST, PUT YOUR MOMMY TO THE TEST? OMG!

With Mother's Day around the corner, it seems that almost all of my stories this week had to do with mommies. So, I'm going to continue with this theme as opposed to writing about football legend Junior Seau R.I.P. since he's all over the news anyway. So, today, I want to give you another one of those 'shake your heads and wonder what's wrong with people' moments.

It turns out; a Nice, California woman (That's Nice, California. Not nice California.) is facing incest charges after she allegedly had sex with her 16-year-old biological son. Shall we say it together? "Ew!" Apparently, 32-year-old Mistie Atkinson had been estranged from the boy from almost his entire life when she hunted him down on Facebook last year. Let me translate that for you. That means she's had no contact with the boy for 15 years and now he's 16. Atkinson reached out to the boy last year via Facebook and was sending him some inappropriately hot messages.

Police in Napa, California were serving a search warrant in early March when they found Atkinson and her son having sex in a hotel room, where she was then arrested and charged with four felonies including incest, oral copulation with a minor and contacting a minor for sex using electronic communication. Is it getting hot in here? Or is it just me? I mean, if you look at her pic above, she's not an ugly girl and can probably have any guy, why her own son? What a psycho! Anyway, the fourth charge involved Atkinson sending naked photos of herself to her teen son. Atkinson has pleaded not guilty and faces up to five years in jail if convicted. She's due back in court on May 10.



Mistie when she used to model

 According to one court filing, there is also video footage that was taken from the teen's phone, which shows Atkinson allegedly performing oral sex and engaging in sexual intercourse with the boy. Okay, can someone turn the air conditioner on? It's getting really hot in here! The videos were dated February 3 and February 4, and police said in an affidavit that Atkinson and the victim we already well aware that they were biological mother and son. Okay....Ew, again! It's only a matter of time that this footage leaks onto the internet or some porno company offers the mother and son duo a huge chunk of change for this video footage. I know it's gross, but so is society! I'm sure the only thing holding the adult film industry from jumping on this is the fact that the boy is only 16-years-old, but isn't that the same age that Traci Lords was when she got into porn?

Atkinson was no stranger to breaking the law. Her rap sheet included multiple domestic violence calls involving the residence in Nice, California, which she shares with a boyfriend, and she was arrested on November 27 for domestic battery. The father of the boy, who actually has full custody of him (I wonder why!), has obtained a restraining order against Atkinson. I have to say, this was a weird story, and the really disgusting part of me kind of wants to see this video footage, but the good part of me would like to see this psychopath put away! She does not belong in society with the rest of us animals!