SMOOSH THIS, SNOOKI!

I thought this entire phone hacking stuff was over! Apparently, it isn't as Jersey Shore star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, and I use the 'star' word loosely, has become the latest victim of cell phone hacking. Oh, may I add, just into time for the premiere of Snooki and J-Wow! Could this possibly be a publicity stunt to promote her new reality show with fellow Jersey Shore castmate, Jennifer "J-Wow" Farley? Trust me, I hate having to write about that dumb show that portrays us Jersey-ites as a state full of guidos, who like to start fights, go tanning, and are gym obsessed because I am neither of any of those, but this whole publicity stunt on Snooki's part kind of annoys me because of the timing and is so obvious that it was done to promote her new TV show that airs next week. Besides, who the hell wants to see an Oompa Loompa naked anyway?

Snooki wasn't the only one who's made headlines this week! Her fellow 'meatball' Deena Cortese was arrested this weekend for disorderly conduct at a bar in Seaside Heights, NJ. Snooki, not to be outdone, is making headlines today with these full-frontal nude pictures of herself in front of a mirror, making seductive faces as she shows off her tanned physique and her 'kookah', as they like to call it, in several cell phone pictures that were hacked from her cell phone. The photos were clearly older and were probably meant for her fiancée Jionni LaValle, and not the public eye. 

Snooki's rep confirmed that the photos were taken before her pregnancy, hence no baby bump in the pictures, but they were mixed in with a few nude snaps of former Jersey Shore castmate, Angela Pivarnick. Ew! Why couldn't these pics be of J-Wow? Now, that would be something to look at and be interested in. Who would be interested in seeing two naked trolls? At least Scarlett Johansson's leaked photos were hot!

Snooki's been relatively scandal-free in the past few months, as she's moved out of the Jersey Shore house into a house next door with her fiancée, Jionni. The couple is expecting their first child together this summer.

On another note, a couple of days ago, castmates J-Wow, Pauly D, and The Situation got into a bar brawl in Seaside that left J-Wow in crutches. Why couldn't that last sentence end with: "a bar brawl in Seaside that left J-Wow topless"? That would've been another great way to promote their new show rather than naked pictures of Snooki!

INCEST IS BEST, PUT YOUR MOMMY TO THE TEST? OMG!

With Mother's Day around the corner, it seems that almost all of my stories this week had to do with mommies. So, I'm going to continue with this theme as opposed to writing about football legend Junior Seau R.I.P. since he's all over the news anyway. So, today, I want to give you another one of those 'shake your heads and wonder what's wrong with people' moments.

It turns out; a Nice, California woman (That's Nice, California. Not nice California.) is facing incest charges after she allegedly had sex with her 16-year-old biological son. Shall we say it together? "Ew!" Apparently, 32-year-old Mistie Atkinson had been estranged from the boy from almost his entire life when she hunted him down on Facebook last year. Let me translate that for you. That means she's had no contact with the boy for 15 years and now he's 16. Atkinson reached out to the boy last year via Facebook and was sending him some inappropriately hot messages.

Police in Napa, California were serving a search warrant in early March when they found Atkinson and her son having sex in a hotel room, where she was then arrested and charged with four felonies including incest, oral copulation with a minor and contacting a minor for sex using electronic communication. Is it getting hot in here? Or is it just me? I mean, if you look at her pic above, she's not an ugly girl and can probably have any guy, why her own son? What a psycho! Anyway, the fourth charge involved Atkinson sending naked photos of herself to her teen son. Atkinson has pleaded not guilty and faces up to five years in jail if convicted. She's due back in court on May 10.



Mistie when she used to model

 According to one court filing, there is also video footage that was taken from the teen's phone, which shows Atkinson allegedly performing oral sex and engaging in sexual intercourse with the boy. Okay, can someone turn the air conditioner on? It's getting really hot in here! The videos were dated February 3 and February 4, and police said in an affidavit that Atkinson and the victim we already well aware that they were biological mother and son. Okay....Ew, again! It's only a matter of time that this footage leaks onto the internet or some porno company offers the mother and son duo a huge chunk of change for this video footage. I know it's gross, but so is society! I'm sure the only thing holding the adult film industry from jumping on this is the fact that the boy is only 16-years-old, but isn't that the same age that Traci Lords was when she got into porn?

Atkinson was no stranger to breaking the law. Her rap sheet included multiple domestic violence calls involving the residence in Nice, California, which she shares with a boyfriend, and she was arrested on November 27 for domestic battery. The father of the boy, who actually has full custody of him (I wonder why!), has obtained a restraining order against Atkinson. I have to say, this was a weird story, and the really disgusting part of me kind of wants to see this video footage, but the good part of me would like to see this psychopath put away! She does not belong in society with the rest of us animals!