I
thought this entire phone hacking stuff was over! Apparently, it isn't as Jersey
Shore star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, and I use the 'star' word
loosely, has become the latest victim of cell phone hacking. Oh, may I add,
just into time for the premiere of Snooki and J-Wow! Could this possibly
be a publicity stunt to promote her new reality show with fellow Jersey
Shore castmate, Jennifer "J-Wow" Farley? Trust me, I hate having
to write about that dumb show that portrays us Jersey-ites as a state full of
guidos, who like to start fights, go tanning, and are gym obsessed because I am
neither of any of those, but this whole publicity stunt on Snooki's part kind
of annoys me because of the timing and is so obvious that it was done to
promote her new TV show that airs next week. Besides, who the hell wants to see
an Oompa Loompa naked anyway?
Snooki
wasn't the only one who's made headlines this week! Her fellow 'meatball' Deena
Cortese was arrested this weekend for disorderly conduct at a bar in Seaside
Heights, NJ. Snooki, not to be outdone, is making headlines today with these
full-frontal nude pictures of herself in front of a mirror, making seductive
faces as she shows off her tanned physique and her 'kookah', as they like to
call it, in several cell phone pictures that were hacked from her cell phone.
The photos were clearly older and were probably meant for her fiancée Jionni
LaValle, and not the public eye.
Snooki's
rep confirmed that the photos were taken before her pregnancy, hence no baby
bump in the pictures, but they were mixed in with a few nude snaps of former Jersey
Shore castmate, Angela Pivarnick. Ew! Why couldn't these pics be of J-Wow?
Now, that would be something to look at and be interested in. Who would be
interested in seeing two naked trolls? At least Scarlett Johansson's leaked
photos were hot!
Snooki's
been relatively scandal-free in the past few months, as she's moved out of the Jersey
Shore house into a house next door with her fiancée, Jionni. The couple is
expecting their first child together this summer.
On
another note, a couple of days ago, castmates J-Wow, Pauly D, and The Situation
got into a bar brawl in Seaside that left J-Wow in crutches. Why couldn't that
last sentence end with: "a bar brawl in Seaside that left J-Wow
topless"? That would've been another great way to promote their new show
rather than naked pictures of Snooki!
